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Best Ghosts Quotes Ever

  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts

  2. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 12:49pm UTC
    ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
    *door creeks*
    ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

  3. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 1:45pm UTC
    me: are there any spirits here?
    ouija spells out: a-y-y-l-m-a-o

  4. 🐝* 🐝*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 9:48am UTC
    “Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too.
    They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.”

  5. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    I wonder if ghosts tell people stories

  6. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    Monsters are real, ghosts are real too.
    They live inside us,
    and sometimes
    they win.
    -Stephen King

  7. kmsxx* kmsxx*
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2013 12:36am UTC
    Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and some times, they win. - Stephen King

  8. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    There's a ghost in my bedroom,
    it haunts me at night.
    I've asked him to leave,
    but he keeps stopping by.
    Just when I think that I'm alone,
    it shows up again
    with a friend this time.
    And now this is getting old.
    don't know what to do.
    Metaphorically,
    this ghost is you.
    Mayday Parade
    Ghosts

  9. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2014 10:21am UTC
    monster are real,
    and ghosts are too.
    they live inside us,
    and sometimes,
    they win.

  10. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    You never know...
    A ghost
    could be
    humping you
    right now

  11. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    My biggest fears ever are squirrels and ghosts.
    I know squirrels sound stupid, but even though they are adorable I fell like they are going to just run to me and then attack my face.
    The ghost one makes sense though because I live in a house that is over 100 years old and I swear to God that I have seen them in my house before.

  12. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 5:37am UTC
    All it takes
    Is watching Ghost Hunters
    At 5 am
    Then next thing you know
    Every shadow in your room is a ghost.

  13. MoonAngel MoonAngel
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 11:23am UTC
    I wake up in the morning and there would be a ghost standing over my bed,
    Ghost : What's your wifi password?

  14. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    Have you ever felt bugs on you when there were no bugs?
    They're the ghosts of the bugs that you've killed.

  15. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2016 10:11am UTC
    we gotta let go of all of our ghosts

  16. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2016 7:13pm UTC
    I’ve got quite a vivid imagination and I’m easily overwhelmed by sensations and things that are beautiful or scary. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a ghost; I think I’m probably haunted by my own ghosts rather than real ones.

  17. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2017 3:28pm UTC
    we're just two ghosts standing in the place of you and me
    trying to remember how it feels to have a heartbeat

  18. bethonmeth bethonmeth
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 12:23pm UTC
    " Hey do you want to hear a joke about ghosts? "
    "No."
    "That's the spirit!"

  19. batmancupcake57girl batmancupcake57girl
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 3:14pm UTC
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    0 0
    _
    It's a concerned ghost.
    "can....can I haunt you?
    Would that be ok?"

  20. NinjaahEmi NinjaahEmi
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    There's a ghost in my bedroom
    and he is dying to meet you.
    God knows he's heard all about you.

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