happiest* posted a quote
October 19, 2013 4:26pm UTC
miley literally is a genius she did all of this sh-t at award shows and performances and made people talk about her for months, and her album ends up being #1 and breaking records and now she’s just sitting back at her house laughing about all the money/success she has and going back to taking selfies with her dogs. she’s so smart.
Captain America: At least we have superpowers! Captain America: Take off your suit and what are you? Iron Man: Genius. Iron Man: Billionaire. Iron Man: Playboy. Captain America: ....
*crybaby* posted a quote
February 26, 2014 12:41am UTC
Having trouble breaking up with someone???? 1. Lean in for a kiss 2. Stop before your lips touch theirs 3. Say "Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you" 4. Walk away and let them die
McDreamer* posted a quote
April 22, 2015 12:15pm UTC
EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS. BUT IF YOU JUDGE A FISH BY ITS ABILITY TO CLIMB A TREE, IT WILL LIVE ITS WHOLE LIFE BELIEVING THAT IT IS S T U P I D Albert Einstein
Here's To the genius, Who came up with the idea of Fluffy socks With rubber on the bottom. You ruined my only means of happiness. Sincerely, Can't slide across the floor like a ninja. Format: Juiletechoecho