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1. Pluto*
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2013 2:27pm UTC
   Every party is all fun and games
   until you have to clean up after everyone.
   
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2. writtenrain*
   posted a quote
   August 11, 2013 2:06pm UTC
   He played me like I was a deck of cards
   5
   ♥
   ♥ ♥
   ♥
   ♥ ♥
   5
   ♥
   
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3. writtenrain*
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2013 6:45pm UTC
   Me: *saves videogame*
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: ...
   Me:
   Me: Did I save?
   
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4. That_Irish_Kid
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2013 4:38am UTC
   That moment when you think: "Hey, doing a backflip off a ledge onto a moving donkey is a brilliant idea."
   
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5. pervey_sage_girl
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2013 4:41am UTC
   Imagine if...
   Your name was Primrose Everdeen
   Teacher: Random Student
   Random Student: HERE
   Teacher: Primrose Everdeen
   Whole Class: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBURE!!!! XD
   Primrose Everdeen: -_-
   
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6. makenna123
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2013 10:21am UTC
   WHEN A GIRL SAYS SHE WILL BE READY IN 5 MINUTES, SHE IS USING THE SAME TIME SCALE AS WHEN A GUY SAYS THE GAME HAS 5 MINUTES LEFT.
   
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7. HometownHero
   posted a quote
   February 23, 2013 7:30pm UTC
   Almost went to jail today, scared me half to death.
   Those monopoly games get pretty intense...
   
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8. capsized*
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2013 10:51am UTC
   Will you care
   When I'm gone
   And it's done
   And I've really had enough?
   
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9. greyskies
   posted a quote
   May 17, 2013 3:29am UTC
   Truth or dare?
   Ohh, you mean Random-Sexual-Act or Who-Do-You-Like.
   
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10. capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    Who invented ice breaker games?
    I owe them a giant punch in the face.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 14 points
11. lovefree15
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    I want to play twister with someone really hot.
    "Oops! I fell and touched your whole body."
    
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12. Pluto*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 1:09pm UTC
    One does not simply
    play video games for half an hour.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 14 points
13. doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 12:46am UTC
    Well today was fun, awkward, and interesting all together. The game was super fun, and my friends and I were the loud and obnoxious group not even watching the game. Just having a good time. The interesting part was learning how weird everyone could get when super pumped. The awkward part is my 3 best guy friends like me and were fighting over me. Uh oh. I have a boyfriend already. Oopsies.
    
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14. Steve*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 3:23am UTC
    It's all fun and games until you realize that casper the friendly ghost is a dead child
    nmq
    
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15. Abigiggles*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    Hiding from my parents was the only game I never lost as a child..
    
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16. Lethal*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    We're all part of the same sick little games
    format by kierstin at nimbus. © 2013
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points
17. Live2Run2Live*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    I only have myself to blame for falling for your
    stupid games.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points
18. mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    I hate the first day of school when you play the stupid áss games where you get to know your classmates. I already know that I hate all of you.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 11 points
19. Jasmine❤😘*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 9:13pm UTC
    Lets flip a coin on it.Heads: your mineTails: im yours.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points
20. *nerium*
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 5:16pm UTC
    We grow old and we turn like leaves.
    
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