Best Football Quotes This Month

bone
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 8:06pm UTC

I heard there's gonna be these guys playing football at a Beyonce concert

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 8:05pm UTC

True Fact:
Girls in cheerleading are
alot stronger than boys who
play football

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 10:29pm UTC

Men play football at 20Men play tenis at 30Men play golf at 40who else noticed that balls are getting smaller as they are getting older?

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capsized*
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 7:05pm UTC

found a Nice Guy? dont friendzone him. end zone him. throw him on the ground like an effing football. touchdown
nice guy finally scores

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Me: Wow the Patriots' offensive line sucks.
My dad: That's because they're all white.
My black friend: *slowly turns his head to my dad*

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 7:41pm UTC

Family: *playing family football on Thanksgiving*
Daughter: *texting*
Dad: Y'know you'd have a better chance at catching the ball if you PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN

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MaddyWaddy
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 10:25pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
But in life,
YOU DO GREATER
THINGS THAN DATING
the guy on the football team.

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 11:23pm UTC

You play football?
That’s cute.
We throw 100 pounds girls.
You throw 2 pound footballs.
Oh, and we actually catch ours.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 7:00pm UTC

Teacher: What was your favorite part of the super bowl?
Athletic kids: THE GAME!!
Popular girls: BEYONCE!!
Everyone else: COMMERICIALS!!
Me: FOOD!!!!!!!

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jariley*
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 9:14pm UTC

Looks like the Super Dome
needs some Super Powers.

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SarahDGirl
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 3:17pm UTC

So I was in French class
And I turned to this senior football player dude
And I said,
"I'm a potato, aren't I?"
And he smirked and said,
"Not since the last time I looked."
So I went to the football game that night
And made a sign that says
"Your potato loves you"

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Christina*
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 10:16pm UTC

I'm sorry but football makes absolutely no sense to me, all I see when I watch football is a bunch of overgrown angry men running into each other.

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 12:14pm UTC

Yesterday was my high school's Homecoming football game. I was working at a snack booth or the Junior class (each grade has a different booth) and our booth was right in front of the entrance to the field. So the opposing team was standing right beside us while they waited to start the game and my friends (all girls and my gay friend Joey) were obsessing over this dude with gorgeous eyes. His friends started talking to us and then he started talking to us, but he was being disrespectful and rude. He was making fun of Joey and then disrespecting women. So eventually, I told him to f.ck off, and everyone was sort of surprised by me. They were like "You were just talking about how much you wanted to date that guy, how could you swear at him?" and that's when I realized how much people favor looks over personality in a human being. It's kind of scary, to be honest. I'm not saying looks don't matter, but personality matters more, and when someone is making fun of me and my friends, regradless of how attractive they are, I'm going to treat them as if they were sewage.

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jariley*
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 6:25pm UTC

It's not whether you get knocked down,
it's whether you get up.
Vince Lombardi

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 10:27pm UTC

"my heart is beating so fast!"
"This is making me nervous"
Its just a fuucking football game!
Calm the Fuuuuck down!!!

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 10:09pm UTC

Wanna hear a joke!
The Broncos at Superbowl 😂

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jariley*
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 8:11pm UTC

Who will win?
Ravens, 49ers or Witty?
Let's go Witty!!

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ViolinBoy
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 7:10pm UTC

Lord give me strenght to get through these pep rallies without hitting anyone

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 12:46am UTC

Well today was fun, awkward, and interesting all together. The game was super fun, and my friends and I were the loud and obnoxious group not even watching the game. Just having a good time. The interesting part was learning how weird everyone could get when super pumped. The awkward part is my 3 best guy friends like me and were fighting over me. Uh oh. I have a boyfriend already. Oopsies.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 10:47pm UTC

Dad: I'll make you a deal. If the 49ers win you have to be my slave for a week. If the Ravens win I'll shave my head.
...
He's already bald.

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