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1. bone
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2013 8:06pm UTC
   I heard there's gonna be these guys playing football at a Beyonce concert
   
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2. Travis Allred*
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2013 8:05pm UTC
   True Fact:
   Girls in cheerleading are
   alot stronger than boys who
   play football
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 104 points
3. Rajsonkar
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2013 10:29pm UTC
   Men play football at 20Men play tenis at 30Men play golf at 40who else noticed that balls are getting smaller as they are getting older?
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 108 points
4. capsized*
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2013 7:05pm UTC
   found a Nice Guy? dont friendzone him. end zone him. throw him on the ground like an effing football. touchdown
   nice guy finally scores
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 68 points
5. CharliesTheName
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2013 6:05pm UTC
   Me: Wow the Patriots' offensive line sucks.
   My dad: That's because they're all white.
   My black friend: *slowly turns his head to my dad*
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 57 points