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  1. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2015 5:52pm UTC
    *Is almost more interested in the commercials than the Super Bowl*

  2. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2014 9:37pm UTC
    I had the best time today with my
    best friend/boyfriend for three of hours
    you got to hang out with me and my wonderful
    funny crazy family and by crazy I mean my dad and him watching football
    lol
    But i'm so glad you came over
    I LOVE YOU!!!!
    MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  3. idciammyself idciammyself
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2014 3:35pm UTC
    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

    -------------------------

  4. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2014 11:17am UTC
    Person: What's your favortie football team?
    Me: Well I don't really watch football but I know that that Packers and the Seahawks are good. I also like the Pirates and the Ninjas. . .Oh, and the Giants and the Midgets. . .
    Person:I can tell you don't watch football.

  5. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2014 1:47pm UTC
    Brazil have Neymar.
    Argentina have Messi.
    Holland have Robben.
    Germany have a team!

  6. JakeBowden JakeBowden
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 6:26am UTC
    I love summer and all but
    I miss the fall...

  7. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 11:40am UTC
    The stupid world cup starts today and everyone on twitter at the moment is tweeting how excited they are to watch it! like I dont even care, i hate football but I think Spain or Brazil are going to win the world cup 2014!

  8. *♡♡нαηηαн♡♡** *♡♡нαηηαн♡♡**
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2014 8:38am UTC
    Arsenal Won Yes!!!

  9. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 11:20pm UTC
    Let's say you were drafted to a team that wasn't your first pick. You know, you don't like the players. You hate the way they play the game. You even think the quarterback is full of cràp. The quarterback is a pain in the àss you don't owe a dàmned thing to. But, it's your team. You don't quit. You don't talk to the press. You don't bìtch to the coach. You just go out there every Sunday and you make the blocks and you take the hits and you play to win. You show up and you suit up and you play, because it's your freaking team.

  10. Night_Skater Night_Skater
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 10:10pm UTC
    End status of the game:Seahawks: 43Broncos: 8

  11. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 10:09pm UTC
    Wanna hear a joke!
    The Broncos at Superbowl 😂

  12. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 9:39pm UTC
    So far I like the dorritos and oikos commercials... That's it. The game sucked. Next year the half time show should be MCR. I need them to get back together.... And come on Denver I was expecting you to kick some Sea hawk a.as.

  13. Night_Skater Night_Skater
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 7:59pm UTC
    Post a funny joke:Broncos winning the super bowl. Lmaooo. (Not to offend anyone just saying) ... Seahawks all the way!

  14. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 6:24pm UTC
    The football jellyfish are back.

  15. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 3:40pm UTC
    Reasons I watch the Superbowl:
    (In order)
    1. Chicken wings
    2. Nachos
    3. Funny commercials
    4. I get to stay up late
    5. Because I love and understand football

  16. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 3:36pm UTC
    Me watching football:
    Well that team has a cute
    Quarterback so im gonna
    cheer for his team.

  17. olivia* olivia*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 12:38am UTC
    you play football? how cute ;)
    we throw 100 pound girls. you throw 2 pound footballs.
    oh, and we actually catch ours.

  18. HashtagWhoreo* HashtagWhoreo*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 11:02am UTC
    When I was younger my cousin told me that the way you scored in football was having the best touchdown dance.

  19. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 9:33pm UTC
    Lets go Patriots!

  20. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 7:41pm UTC
    Family: *playing family football on Thanksgiving*
    Daughter: *texting*
    Dad: Y'know you'd have a better chance at catching the ball if you PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN

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