Best Flying Quotes This Week

Eli22b
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 10:45pm UTC

Just imagine:
You're walking down the street and run into a homeless man. Instead of asking for food or money, he simply says "May I please have your soul?". Thinking the man is crazy, you kindly say yes. He places his hand on your chest for a few seconds, smiles, then walks away without another word. Its now over a month later, your fiance left you, your parents stopped calling, you lost your job and your dog ran away. In a matter of weeks you'll be kicked out of your apartment and then be on the street. Realizing this all happened after the old him "took your soul", you run back to where you met him last. He's sitting there on the street corner, watching the cars ride by. Running up to him you begin to shout "SIR, SIR, PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY SOUL, PLEASE". You're now in front of him on your knees, begging for your soul. The man simply wiggles his finger at you, shakes his head and holds out his hand. In his palm is two quarters, a dime and two pennies. Sixty-two cents. You realize what has happened. Your soul is now in possession of the flying dutchman.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 7:11am UTC

in the unlikely event i ever find myself seated next to zac efron on a plane
i'm gonna be quiet until we take off
and then just lean towards him and whisper:
"we're soarin', flyin' "

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 31, 2014 12:28pm UTC

People used to imagine
that 2014 would be full on flying cars
but all we have is blankets with sleeves f*ck this l'm done
Format by Breeze

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Chris*
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 7:23pm UTC

& I wonder what it
feels like to fly.

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Alexwise
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 8:03pm UTC

*Rides pegasus into the sunset*

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 11:11am UTC

Flying
is simply learning how to throw yourself at the ground,
and miss.

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supercalifredge
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 9:22am UTC

I don't give a flying f.uck.
I mean, I might give one of those walking ones. Or maybe a swimming one. Definitely a yodeling one.
But not a flying one.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
March 9, 2014 8:51pm UTC

I've been
having this
dream that
we can
fly,
SO MAYBE
IF WE
NEVER WAKE
UP,
We can
see the
sky...
-Pierce the Veil
"Bulls in the Bronx"|Collide With the Sky

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Chris*
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I don't want both feet on the ground.
I want to feel the speed of sound.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 3:56am UTC

I'm flying
>>to close to the sun<<

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ShushImEating
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 1:29pm UTC

I n a n e l e v a t o r g o i n g d o w n :
Typical Human: -standing still listening to elevator music-
Me: -Jumping up and down- “WEEEE IM FLYING!!!”

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sarbearthecarebear
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 12:19pm UTC

Okay , so yesterday
I was on an airplane headed back from Florida. I was seated next to this guy who spoke another language. He saw my teen magazine, and took it out from the seat. It was twist magazine. He started reading it! I thought it was pretty funny. Did I mention he's a grown man?
I asked him if he wanted to keep it but with the little english he knew, he said "No...thankyou."

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 5:23am UTC

Flying is freedom.
Everyone wants to fly.
Everyone wants freedom.
Repair your broken wings.
Spread your chances out.
And take them.
Find your freedom and fly to it.

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LestWeBeForgotten
posted a quote
May 2, 2014 10:54pm UTC

So a while back a dude said that when the first black president was ellected, that pigs would fly.
When obama was ellected...
the swine flu broke out.

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LaurelTree
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 10:21am UTC

Women are angels, but, when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.

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gooddeeds
posted a quote
September 23, 2015 6:08pm UTC

Pain is a pesky part of being human, I've learned it feels like a stab wound to the heart, something I wish we could all do without, in our lives here. Pain is a sudden hurt that can't be escaped. But then I have also learned that because of pain, I can feel the beauty, tenderness, and freedom of healing. Pain feels like a fast stab wound to the heart. But then healing feels like the wind against your face when you are spreading your wings and flying through the air! We may not have wings growing out of our backs, but healing is the closest thing that will give us that wind against our faces.~C. JoyBell C.

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 4:38pm UTC

The feeling's lost in my lungs, they're burning,
I'd rather be numb, and there's no one else
to blame, so scared I take off in a run, I'm
flying too close to the sun. ♥
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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Olivia*
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 5:46pm UTC

If idiots could fly, the whole world would be a freaking airport.

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musicure
posted a quote
February 1, 2016 4:25pm UTC

They're driving fast cars,
but they don't know where they're going
In the fast lane,
living life without knowing

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VintageParis
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 1:30pm UTC

A POEM ABOUT BUGS: IF IT CAN FLY, IT SHOULD DIE

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