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Best Flies Quotes This Month

  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    I hate it when flies f.ucking rub their stupid little sh.itty hands together
    like they're plotting to ruin my life. Those tiny, little ba.stards.

  2. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    Does anyone else get really violent when trying to kill flies?
    "I SWEAR ON MY MOM'S LIFE IF YOU COME BUZZING NEAR ME
    ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO KILL YOU LIKE I KILLED YOUR
    BROTHER AND YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILY B/TCH."
    But when you're dealing with spiders you're just like,
    "Sweet Jesus Christ help me Lord."

  3. SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 11:55am UTC
    Me: It's too hot!
    Me: *opens window*
    In comes
    20 flies,
    8 spiders,
    17 daddy long legs,
    50 moths,
    3 dragons, and
    12 Jehovah's witnesses

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    she flies
    WITH HER
    own wings
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

  5. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    I hate flies. I'll be talking in front of the class and all of a sudden a fly comes near my face and I wanna kill it but I'm so uncoordinated so i end up slapping myslef instead of killing it :(

  6. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2016 6:22pm UTC
    SOMETHING KEEPS ME HOLDING ON TO NOTHING. COME ON, DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS. I THOUGHT I HAD
    YOU FIGURED OUT. SOMETHING'S GONE TERRIBLY WRONG YOU'RE ALL I WANTED.
    Format © dontsellyourselfshort

  7. abigaail abigaail
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    I hate it when flies rub their stupid little hands together,
    like theyre plotting to ruin my life or something.

  8. Bitter_Sweet Bitter_Sweet
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 11:13am UTC
    Flies.
    They're able to enter through a two inch cracked window.
    Yet can't figure out how to leave through the wide open door.

  9. AllieSmith7 AllieSmith7
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 3:39pm UTC
    This summer lasted a good thirty seconds.

  10. Your_Favorite_Crayon Your_Favorite_Crayon
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    "With you, time just kinda flies."
    ~ <3 ~

  11. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2014 1:00pm UTC
    I never wanted it to end like this, but flies will lay their eggs...

  12. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 10:16pm UTC
    Time Flies by
    When you're having fun♥
    And when you are not,
    It drags like hell.

  13. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    Little Fly,
    Thy summer's play,
    My thoughtless hand,
    Has brushed away.
    Am not I
    A fly like thee?
    Or art not thou,
    A man like me?
    I am not a fly,
    So shoo fly.
    Don't land on my screen

  14. Virginia Doran* Virginia Doran*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 1:10am UTC
    "Monsters" (feat. Katie Sky)
    [Chorus - Katie Sky:] I see your monsters, I see your pain. Tell me your problems, I'll chase them away. I'll be your lighthouse. I'll make it okay. When I see your monsters I'll stand there so brave, and chase them all away.
    [Verse - Cal:] A cup of coffee still steaming, staring back at me and it's blacker than the night, eh. I'm awake but still sleeping, I keep telling myself I'll be alright(Iwon't). And I know it can't get worse than today, sitting here and she's trying to rehearse what to say. See, she's in the bathroom and hoping I'm not in earshot, while she's getting used to the sound of her teardrops. Splash, it hits the dot and I know it's been awhile since you've seen me smile and laugh, like I used to. I've been in denial since it happened, just take me to the past, cause I just can't imagine losing you, too. I can't explain this so I keep it all inside, wear my pain but it's maskedby my pride. She came to hold me and she cried, told me this and she stared into my eyes and said..
    [Chorus]
    [Verse:] I can't, you won't like what you see. If you were in my head and had to hear my plea. It's like, I can't believe this is happening to me. And could someone please shut this f*ck answering machine, so I can stop leaving these messages that you will never get. And all these cries for help you'll never see, you'll never check. But I guess it's easy for you to leave me. But believe me, see this isn't something that imma just forget. I would trade it all for one more minute, don't you see I really need you to talk to. Uh, I'm still sitting here wondering who did it, while I'm staring out our front door knowing you'll never walk through. Said you'd come right back, now you're gone like that. A blank stare as I stand so alone, I know you're never coming home. D@MN.
    [Chorus]
    [Verse:] Uh, I got a heart made of fools gold, got me feeling so cold. They keep chipping away. All the promises I told, felt like I was on those, they keep slipping away. I want nobody else, but it's hard to get to know me when I don't know myself. And it helps cause I felt i was down, I was out, then you looked at me now and said...
    [Chorus - Katie Sky:] I see your monsters, I see your pain. Tell me your problems, I'll chase them away. I'll be your lighthouse. I'll make it okay. When I see your monsters I'll stand there so brave.. I see your monsters, I see your pain. Tell me your problems, I'll chase them away. I'll be your lighthouse. I'll make it okay. When I see your monsters I'll stand there so brave, and chase them all away.

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