Best Female Quotes This Week

Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 9:48pm UTC

FEMALE
Fe = iron
Male = man
You are iron man
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† *
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 7:21pm UTC

What girls think guys want;
Skinny
no fat
long hair
perfect skin
thigh gap
What they REALLY want;
A great personality
fun to be with
humorous
a hard worker
a wifey type female
What Some guys may ALSO want
unfortunately these hoes apparently
big boobs
big a/ss
hourglass body
srry had to be realistic here**

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CharliesTheName

posted a quote
September 20, 2013 8:20pm UTC

When I was in elementary school there were only girl teachers except the fifth grade Social Studies teacher.
Now I'm a high school senior and all my classes are with male teachers except my Spanish teacher

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acacia brinley*
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 12:55am UTC

Did You Know?
The average female wishes she were male for about 12 weeks of the year.

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KissxxxMexxxInxxxThexxxRainxxx
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 2:14pm UTC

Fun Fact: Men have nipples because, as an embryo, everyone is a female until the Y chromosome kicks in...

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briianafern
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 11:52am UTC

FEMALE
Dictionary
"Nothing, forget it."
You better figure out what you did wrong.
"Are you tired?"
PLease don't go to sleep. I love talking to you.
"Im okay."
Hold me tight, I need a shoulder to cry on.
"Im cold."
Get a blanket and cuddle with me.
"Leave me alone."
Please don't go.
"I love you."
Tell me you do more.

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Rue21Glam
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 9:47pm UTC

I am a female
Fe: Iron
Male: Man
Therefore, I am Iron Man.

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greyskies
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 11:43pm UTC

Hello? Yes, I'd like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly.

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StormForceHeart
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 9:46am UTC

No one types faster than a annoyed female

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 9:27am UTC

I think Ariel preffered being a mermaid,
because she couldn't handle the
'feminine things' .
Inspired by another quote.

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3wordssayitall
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 10:18pm UTC

So I just wanted to say that I liked a guy for 3 years straight,
and after waiting and waiting he finally liked me back.
And it was so worth every ounce of waiting,
dating for 7 months now.
Boo-yah.

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jennax
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 2:52pm UTC

.
I miss you more than
anything right now...
Do you even realise?
.

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We_Are_Here
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 10:11am UTC

Problems With Being Female
Uncontrollable emotions
Unequal pay
You have to go through pain and give birth
Men think of women as property
Women are seen as weak so they are easier to assault
Periods ('nuff said)
and then menopause (again, 'nuf said.)
Women are seen as moody and emotional
Many people don't think women are acceptable leaders

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OhMyAshley
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 11:25pm UTC

Female
Dictionary
"Nothing, forget it,"
You better figure out what you did wrong.
"Are you tired?"
Please don't go to sleep. I love talking to you.
"I'm cold,"
Get a blanket and cuddle with me.
"Leave me alone,"
Please don't go.
"I love you,"
Tell me you love me more.
Male
Dictionary
"Nothing, forget about it,"
It's nothing, seriously quit talking about it.
"Are you tired?"
I'm genuinely curious as to whether or not you're sleepy.
"I'm okay,"
There's honestly nothing wrong with me.
"I'm cold,"
I'm pretty cold. I should probably get a blanket or some sh*t.
"I love you,"
Simple as that. I really don't expect a response.

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myusernamedoesntmatter
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 9:14am UTC

"Females, get over 'cute'. Get competent. Get trained. Get capable. Get over 'cute'. And those of you who are called Patty and Debby and Suzy, get over that. Because we use those names to infantalise females – we keep females in their 'little girl' state by the names we use for them. Get over it.
If you want to be taken seriously, get serious."
- Jane Elliott

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jennax
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 2:57pm UTC

scared of loosing
you.

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lilrocker4ever12
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 6:43pm UTC

Holaaaa! Help me out?
I'm doing a survey for school, if you could please comment your gender, grade level (freshman, sophmore, junior, or senior),
and your choice, that would be amazing!
Who is your favorite female singer?
1. Beyonce
2. Taylor Swift
3. Rihanna
4. Carrie Underwood
Again please comment your gender, grade level, and choice. Thanks!!!
btw i need 10 more sophmores, juniors, and seniors!

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crashed
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 6:51pm UTC

No female,
" Can ever change a man."

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I'm a Niall Girl*
posted a quote
December 10, 2014 1:15pm UTC

Gilbert Baker, also known as the "Gay Betsy Ross," designed the rainbow flag, or pride flag, in San Francisco in 1978.

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I'm a Niall Girl*
posted a quote
December 10, 2014 1:04pm UTC

A female bear is called a sow or a she-bear.

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