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  1. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    Time started: 3:11 PM
    Gender: Female
    Birthday: May 20th
    Eye color: Green
    Shoe size: 8.5 (merican)
    Height: 5'6
    What are you wearing: Blue Cookie monster pants and a tank top
    Righty or lefty: Righty
    Who are your closest friends: HAHAHAA friends? In like real life? Lolno
    Best place for a date?: Anything fun
    Fave Color?: Blue, black, and purple
    Fave Number: 99
    Fave Boys Name: Benjamin, Joel, Alex, and Greyson
    Fave Girls Name: Riley, Alex, Avia, Kylynn
    Fave Sport: Hockey and soccer
    Fave Month: November, March, or April
    Fave movies: Knight and Day, Mean Girls, Fast Five, Rise Of The Gardians
    Juice: Grape
    Breakfast food: Bacon and chocolate chip pancakes
    Favorite cartoon character: Scooby doo
    Given anyone a bath: Yeah, my cousin
    Smoked: Weed, a few times
    Made yourself throw-up: Yeah
    Gone skinny dipping: Yeah
    Eaten a dog: Only if you mean hot dog
    Put your tongue on a frozen pole?: Nope
    Loved someone so much it made you cry?: Only when they left.
    Played truth or dare: Who hasn't?
    Been in a physical fight: Quite a few
    Been on a plane: nope
    Been in a hot tub: Yeah
    Cried when someone died: Yes
    Fell off your chair: Yeah
    Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations: No
    Saved e-mails: No
    Fallen for one of your best guy friends: Yeah
    Made out with JUST a friend?: No
    Used someone?: Nope
    Whats your good luck charm?: I don't have one
    Best song you ever heard: Weightless by All Time Low
    What's your bedroom like: Blue, with a bed and a desk and clothes.
    Last thing you said: Bye
    What is beside you? iPod
    What kind of shampoo do you use: Suave
    Best thing that has happened to you this year?: Nothing. Nothing good has happened this year.
    Worst thing that has happened to you this year: Everything, no, I will not eleborate.
    Chicken pox: Nope
    Sore Throat: Yeah
    Stitches: Yeah
    Broken nose: Nope
    Do you believe in love at first sight? No
    Like school: lolno
    Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars: ...how big is the hamster?
    If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you?: No one. I'm already crazy.
    Who was the last person that called you: Mom
    What makes you laugh the most?: Stupid jokes
    What makes you smile? Stupid jokes
    Last person you yelled at: Grandmother
    your loudest friend: I already said this, I have like no friends.
    Do you like filling these out?: That's why I'm doing it.
    Do you wear contacts or glasses: Glasses
    Do you like yourself: Rarely
    Do you get along with your family: Sometimes
    Stolen anything over $50: Nah
    What are you listening to right now?: Hell Above by Pierce the Veil
    Got any awards?: I got best defense in soccer when I was like 8
    What car do you wish to have: ... I don't know
    Where do you want to get married: The middle of the fückin woods
    If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: I"d make my hair take dye better. And my weight.
    Good driver: lolno
    Good singer? Meh
    Have a lava lamp?: Lolno, this isn't the 70s.
    How many remote controls are in your house: Like 10.
    Double jointed: Nah
    What do you dream about: Mike Fuentes and AlexGaskarth.
    Last time you showered: Today, maybe 3 hours ago.
    Last time you took a bath: Like a year ago
    Chocolate: Yum
    Root Beer or Dr. Pepper: Dr. Pepper
    Summer or winter: Winter
    Silver or Gold: Silver
    Diamond or pearl: Diamond
    Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset
    Sprite or 7up: Sprite
    Cats or dogs: Dogs
    Coffee or tea: Tea
    Phone or in person: In person
    Indoor or outdoor: Depends what it is, but usually outdoor unless there's people.
    End Time: 3:27 PM

  2. unicornjackson unicornjackson
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    I believe in abortion.
    I'm a female, and I have the right to do what I choose with my body.

  3. jennmxx jennmxx
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 10:11am UTC
    .
    ~you could say music is my drug~
    .

  4. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 1:05pm UTC
    A group of bears is called a sleuth or a sloth.

  5. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 1:12pm UTC
    In Iran, a divorced woman is more marriageable than an unmarried girl with a ruptured hymen.

  6. whenlovehitsyou whenlovehitsyou
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 11:04pm UTC
    If you can't like me enough to date me
    I don't like you enough to "do things"
    Get back to me if you want something real

  7. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 1:09pm UTC
    Many scientists believed the planet would be quite tropical, and the first Soviet spacecraft was loaded with equipment to confirm the presence of water.

  8. southpaw southpaw
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    ONWARD FEMALE
    I don't need to prove to you how strong I am by brute strength
    I don't need to smile for you
    I don't need your help either
    Just because I'm female and relatively small doesn't mean I can't do things on my own
    I need only your assistance when you are called upon
    Not when you see me struggling.

  9. Virginia Doran* Virginia Doran*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 11:36pm UTC
    Love no matter who it is with is true flippin beauty and I know haters gonna hate but really why do people have to judge no one is forcing there beliefs on you can Simone also show me where in the Bible GOD says it is wrong to be gay

  10. whenlovehitsyou whenlovehitsyou
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 10:58pm UTC
    Instead of going after a girl for her apperance
    Go after her for her personality, her intelligence, compatibility
    Why is that so hard to find?
    Oh yah! Because most males generally think with one part of their body...

  11. jennax jennax
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    a smile is much more
    prettier than all that
    make up <3

  12. sunset48 sunset48
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    No matter how old you are,
    If you're the youngest girl in the familly, you always end up buying gifts for all the 5 year old kids you don't know.

  13. aislinn325 aislinn325
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    I'm a Female.
    Fe=Iron
    Male=man
    Therefore, I am Iron Man.

  14. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2016 1:39am UTC
    "It’s a mark of true sensibility on part of a guy to NEVER try, adopt or even go close-by to a practice of going down on his knees to propose with/without a rose to a girl his love for her."
    ~Anuj Somany

  15. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2017 8:09am UTC
    "A female is usually good as a daughter but rarely good as a wife." - Anuj Somany

  16. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2014 1:07pm UTC
    Prior to the 1970's, there was vast speculation among astronomers about the nature of Venus' surface.

  17. jennax jennax
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 6:34am UTC
    Hey. So i've made a
    beauty/fashion/diy/life blog, and I'd
    love it if some of you followed it and
    checked it every day. I will be posting
    more than once a day.
    Please check it out.
    Love you guys.
    jennasbeautyuk.blogspot.co.uk

  18. My_Lazy_Knight* My_Lazy_Knight*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    tgif: Thank God Im Female!!

  19. Heyitspoppy Heyitspoppy
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 8:34am UTC
    Doesnt it scare you that one day, you'll probably have the chance to name a child, like, you could name it Chloe, Sam, Tom, Richard, Sarah, Taylor or something normal like that. But on the other hand you might call them OneDirectionLover567 or JustinsWifey753 or ilovecandyfloss99 or maybe even NiallHoranForever69......
    I dont know but it kinda scares me....

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