Farts Quotes

crimson24
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October 27, 2015 11:14pm UTC

A fart smeller is a smart feller.
~Link's Grandpa

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Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
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February 10, 2014 2:03pm UTC

Radishes stink of farts. format by fake_a_smile

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Dudu*
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November 27, 2013 2:06am UTC

The other day, I was in art class and we were making finger puppets. My friend said something funny, and I laughed so hard that I farted. I tried to cover it up with laughing louder. But the smell pretty much gave me away.

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Yasmineisthebest
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November 21, 2013 10:36pm UTC

Girls don't fart, they make transparent
little rainbow clouds that sound like a
unicorns laugh and smell like green tulips.

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motz_ztom*
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October 20, 2013 7:01am UTC

At my eigth grade camp, I was in my cabin with my friends.
It was lights out, so we were trying to be quiet but it was the first night and we were too hyped.
We giggled over the stupidest stuff, like no joke and I fully thought I'd pee myself because that's how hard I was laughing.
The teacher walked in with a flashlight and we stared at her, all quiet, and then I unleashed the loudest monster fart to have ever existed.
To say the least, I was mortified. But it was pretty funny, so I started laughing.
Then crying.
Then I turned around and went to sleep.

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hey_itsgabby
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August 5, 2013 2:15pm UTC

What to do when you fart:
1. Spray some perfume "Oooh I smell bad"
2. Blame it on the furniture "It was the leather"
3. "WHOOPS I FAAARTED"
lol girl code

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darkrai021
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June 7, 2013 2:50pm UTC

Note to self: Headphones do not make farts silent

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kelly*
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June 6, 2013 2:58am UTC

Note to self:
Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.
Cookiedoughformats

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everythingcrazy
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May 3, 2013 9:21pm UTC

relationships are a lot like farts. if you have to force it, it's probably sh/t.

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budcool
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April 9, 2013 6:12pm UTC

Ugh! My cat keeps farting! My room smells like a litter box!

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Michelle*
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 6:49pm UTC

Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore!😄

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soccertrack
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February 21, 2013 5:02pm UTC

Awkward (noun) - When your shoe makes a
weird noise and everyone thinks you farted.

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Crzy_Insanity*
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 9:56pm UTC

Me: *Reading Quote Out Loud*
Quote: *Has curse word, H3ll*
Bff: *Farts as I read H3ll*
Me: *Looks at her funny*
Bff: Hey at least I bleeped out the bad word!
Us: *Dies out Laughing*

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anonymous00
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February 9, 2013 7:26pm UTC

Hope it makes you smile:
Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots???
A: Bunny farts!

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skylarlovestrains
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February 5, 2013 12:21am UTC

Love is like farts...
If you force it, it's probably poop.

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