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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2016 3:46am UTC
    Say what you will about zombies, at least they get out and walk every day.

  2. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2015 4:29pm UTC
    exercise? i thought you said extra fries.

  3. DawnRaven DawnRaven
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2014 8:45pm UTC
    My best friend
    is the only person I know
    who sits on the couch
    eating potatoe chips
    while watching an exercise tape.

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 1:38am UTC
    exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burned them

  5. Yasmineisthebest Yasmineisthebest
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 5:35pm UTC
    I named my dog "5 miles" so I can tell people I walk 5 miles everyday

  6. Amba_Is_Not_Ok Amba_Is_Not_Ok
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 1:40am UTC
    Everytime i hear that dirty word EXERCISE..
    I wash my mouth out with CHOCOLATE.

  7. ladybu272 ladybu272
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 7:02pm UTC
    Exercise
    ...Ex..er..cise
    ...Ex..ar..size
    ...Eggs..are..sides
    ...For Bacon...
    BACON.

  8. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 5:53pm UTC
    My favourite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called Lunch.

  9. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 1:14am UTC
    So yesterday me and my friend decided we were going to go to sleep at 1:15 AM and by
    1:30 AM we literally decided to have a 7 minute workout and let me tell ya' it was pathetic.

  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 1:28am UTC
    i want to exercise but i dont want people to see me

  11. xAshleyLuvsBVB xAshleyLuvsBVB
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 1:57pm UTC
    "Go exercise. You're getting fat." Thanks a lot mom. Way to boost my self esteem.

  12. StayStrongLiveLong StayStrongLiveLong
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 9:28am UTC
    *Buys yoga pants and sports bra*
    *Awkwardly sprints for 5 seconds*
    *Trips over the nieghbor's cat*
    *Goes home and sits on the couch and eats an entire bag of chips*
    *Vows to never go outside again*

  13. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    ***Before anyone reads this I just want to
    say that I don't think anyone that doesn't
    want to lose weight, should lose weight.
    All that matters is if you're happy with
    yourself, and if you're not and you want
    to change it and you're ready to, then
    it's your choice- just do it healthy,
    because if you treat your body like
    s.hit, you'll regret it in the long run.***
    Awhile back there was a quote
    giving tips on weight-loss, and I
    was overall shocked at how many
    bad tips there were, and how many
    people were interested in using them
    to lose a few pounds. So, let me correct
    a few errors:
    First off, I just want to say only try to
    lose weight if it's for you. Don't do it to
    please someone else, it'll just make you
    hate every second of it; which could back-fire.
    Also, it is hard work, you're not going to get
    instant gratification, which will make you
    hate it even more if it isn't for yourself.
    Secondly, the quote suggested to only eat
    a little over 1,000 calories a day to lose 4lbs
    (in a week, I believe they said.) That is not
    only a bad idea, but also not true. Most
    weightloss "coaches" will refuse to
    suggest a lower calorie in-take than 1,200,
    and even then you'll approximately lose
    2lbs every 2 weeks. However, that doesn't
    mean you will lose anything. Having a dramatic
    decrease in calories can make your body
    go into starvation mode, which can result
    in gaining weight in the long run. So, if you
    choose to stick with 1,200 calories (which
    again is the MINIMUM typically suggested),
    be sure to give yourself a cheat-day once a
    week or once every other week. If you do
    give yourself a cheat-day, it is best to do it
    at the beginning of the week, so you have
    the rest of the week to to shrink back
    down before you weigh-in.
    Third, they said you should not work-out
    if you only eat -however many calories they
    suggested.- That is wrong. You can work-out,
    walk, play sports, whatever- as long as you
    eat back the calories you burn, or most of them.
    There's websites and apps that can give you
    a rough estimation, or if you don't mind paying
    the money and want a more accurate way to
    tell, you can always get a heart rate monitor watch.
    There's people who live pretty active lives and
    still want to lose some weight, and they shouldn't
    be excpected to give that up.
    Fourth, I'm not sure if this was on the quote or
    not, but it's always (falsely) recommended that you
    do not eat sweets, such as chocolate. This is also
    wrong. If you want a candy bar, you better get your
    sweet a.ss a candy bar because the more you put
    off eating something you're craving, thinking "no,
    I can't, I'm trying to lose weight", the more likely
    you'll end up binging on it later- resulting in more
    weight gain that if you would have just gotten your
    freak on with that snickers.
    Fifth, again not on the quote I don't believe but
    don't live your life by the ridiculous saying;
    "a moment on the lips, forever on the hips."
    You might not want to spend all your calories
    everyday on nothing but chips or icecream,
    but you're allowed to treat yourself. Either
    save you some calories to be able to splurge
    on something delicious, or save it for a cheat-day.
    & ultimately, what can be put-on can be worked-off.
    If you eat all your calories, and you want a soda
    or icecream, work for it (or just have it because
    one day of going over will not f.uck you for the rest
    of the week.)
    Okay, I'm realizing this is turning into my own
    tips, which I didn't really want to do, so I'm
    going to stop. But I'm just going to add as a
    general rule, you should only weigh yourself
    once a week (every sunday is good) or longer
    (because everyday can be a very bad idea),
    and in the morning (after you go to the bathroom
    but before you eat.) Also, it is best if you stop
    eating at a certain time so when you wake up
    and weigh yourself, the food you last ate will be
    digested enough to not make you seem heavier
    than you really are- I don't do this personally
    because I'm really inconsistent with when I
    sleep, but my sister stops eating at 7 (she also
    followed/follows the tips above, and it took a while,
    but she lost 90lbs.)

  14. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    Running is exercise
    I make runs to the fridge
    Therefore, I exercise

  15. -JessehBabeh-* -JessehBabeh-*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    Anyone who says zumba is easy and rubbish exercise has never tried it.

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    does running away from your problems count as exercise?

  17. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    guys i'm literally so out of shape like internet explorer could probably run faster than me

  18. xCOLOURLESS xCOLOURLESS
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    does running away from your problems count as exercising?

  19. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 5:52am UTC
    I don't know how people actually play gym because when I'm in gym, I don't want to move. You know what? I never want to move.

  20. DepressedHby DepressedHby
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 1:25am UTC
    I NEED HELP! HOW DO YOU MAKE YOUR CALVES SMALLER? LIKE EXERCISES AND STUFF.

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