Best Erm Quotes This Week

CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Can you stop giving me mixed signals and kiss me already...
.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 9:34am UTC

Before Witty: I wish I was famous :(
After Witty: I wish I was Witty famous :'(

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Abby. *
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 11:04am UTC

If you call me ugly or say something mean to me in general I will
literally think about it all week and hate myself so don't do that

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Abby. *
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 9:23pm UTC

((((I just want to save you))))
while there's still something left to save

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KissingRazors
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 10:22pm UTC

CleverBot
Is osama dead yo?
No, I'm alive.
...⊙.⊙

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chelsearay6545
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 8:56pm UTC

He’s not really mine. We're not really together. But for what it’s worth, he is and will always be my sweetest “whatever.”

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PoopTart
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 12:03pm UTC

"Post a Funny Joke"
My life.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 8:11pm UTC

WORST FEELING
EVER?
Being rejected by a cat

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Lady Phantomhive*
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 10:54am UTC

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"Dead"

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 9:18am UTC

Sleep < talking to you

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XJustThatGirlX
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 6:59pm UTC

I feel so alone.

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XJustThatGirlX
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 5:41pm UTC

Isn't it amazing how one sentence can ruin your whole day.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 9:18pm UTC

School thoughts # 1
I really just want to pop you right now.

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JodieexD
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 5:32pm UTC

Is it just me who has a mini panic attack
when a fly gets in my face?

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XJustThatGirlX
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Trying not to fall asleep cause your waiting for a text of someone and you wake up and realize that you actually fell asleep.

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Aurora876
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 9:05pm UTC

Every song sounds alike,
Until you find that special one

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skyewonderland
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 5:53am UTC

About You
Eye Color: It changes, at the moment greenish
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'5 ish
Favorite Color: Black, red and purple
Screen Name: Skye Wonderland
Favorite Movie: Any horror movie
Favorite Show: HIMYM,Surbugatory, TBBT, BG and NG
Your Car: My dream car is an Aston Martion Vanquish V12
Your Hometown: ?
Your Present Town: Middlesbrough
Your Crushes First Name: He might see so...
Your Grade: Erm, Year 10?
Have You Ever
Sat on your rooftop? yeah
Kissed someone in the rain? no
Danced in a public place? Yes
Smiled for no reason? Yes
Laughed so hard you cried? Yes
Written a song? Yeah
Sang to someone for no reason? Yep,whenever i have a crush on someone i sing instead off speaking coz im so nervous
Performed on a stage? Yep
Talked to someone you don't know? Yes
Gone roller skating since 8th grade? Nope
Been in love? Yes.
Who was the last person to
Say HI to you? Dunno
Tell you, I love you? My Mom
Hug you? Myself
Call your cell phone? Gemma
Buy you something? My Mom

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peek-a-boo*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 5:57pm UTC

IM PERMANENTLY STUCK BETWEEN "I NEED TO TALK TO YOU" AND "I DONT WANT TO ANNOY YOU"

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XJustThatGirlX
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 5:13pm UTC

Going to sleep bed looks all nice wake up pillows are everywhere quilt is all over the place and it looks like there was a explosion that just effected the bed....

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XJustThatGirlX
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 5:09pm UTC

That mini heart attack you get when your half asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling.

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