Best Erm Quotes This Year

CookieMonster09*
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September 6, 2013 3:47pm UTC

am i the only one who gets more flattered when a stranger or someone i know a little about says 'you're pretty' or 'you're talented' than when your best friend says it. I mean, I do get happy when my best friend compliments me but i just feel like its her 'duty' to say that since she's my friend, ya know? but a stranger has a choice to say it and that makes it more special. please tell me i'm not the only one.

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CookieMonster09*
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August 18, 2013 12:24pm UTC

talent: scaring away boys

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CookieMonster09*
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September 5, 2013 4:30pm UTC

me: *goes to school*
me: hey, this isn't so bad, pff i can't believe i was worr-
*crush has a girlfriend*
*tons of homework*
*new teachers are all mean*
*everyone looks hotter except for me*
me: well then

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CookieMonster09*
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September 13, 2013 3:26pm UTC

have you ever looked at yourself and been like noooooooooooooopppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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CookieMonster09*
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August 18, 2013 7:17pm UTC

maybe this year i'll find a boyfriend *audience laughs in the background*

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CookieMonster09*
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July 12, 2013 1:46pm UTC

the fastest land animal is the teenager who sees mom
pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to do the
dishes.

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CookieMonster09*
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September 21, 2013 4:03pm UTC

instead of asking someone “why so blue?” why not ask them why so 2f4b66?” That would really make you 'unique'

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CookieMonster09*
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August 3, 2013 6:39pm UTC

Hit me baby one more time
and I'll call the domestic violence hotline

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CookieMonster09*
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August 18, 2013 4:46pm UTC

Me: What the fûck is that hideous yellow circle in the sky?
Friend: The sun?
Me: Oh
Friend: omg, you need to get out more.

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CookieMonster09*
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August 2, 2013 10:48am UTC

Honey Boo Boo: I don't want a boyfriend
Honey Boo Boo: I don't need the drama

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CookieMonster09*
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September 5, 2013 6:22pm UTC

when i'm shopping
me: hmm, let me see
me: too ugly for that
me: too beautiful for that

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CookieMonster09*
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August 2, 2013 10:30am UTC

"What is the hunger games all about?"
[pulls out slideshow] im glad u asked pal
[drops scrapbook on table] pull up a chair
and grab a drink ur gonna be here a while kiddo

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CookieMonster09*
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September 5, 2013 6:30pm UTC

if you chew loudly near me and then chew louder when i say stop it, i will hurt you

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CookieMonster09*
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September 16, 2013 4:29pm UTC

don't tell me you're sorry cause you're not cause i doubt that's your name

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CookieMonster09*
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July 21, 2013 11:53am UTC

Me: Mom, Dad, I'm in love with a robot.
Parents: the bible says adam and eve, not florence and the machine

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CookieMonster09*
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August 4, 2013 7:06am UTC

special thanks to all the 10 year olds for making all those music lyric videos on Youtube

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 7:11pm UTC

it annoys me that i have to try so hard to look even a
tiny bit pretty while some people could just wake up
in the morning and look 3 times better than me.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 5:31pm UTC

You're baby is kicking you say? Wow, discipline your child
jeez.

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royalclaymaker
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 5:33pm UTC

Boy: *opens door for girl*
Girl: I have a boyfriend you know!
Boy: I'm just opening a door....
Girl: No, you're flirting with me! I have a boyfriend!
Boy: Fine, I won't hold the door.
Boy: *lets go of door and the door hits girl*

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 5:26pm UTC

What ever happened to
Sandrasaurus?

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