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PoopTart
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December 22, 2013 12:03pm UTC

"Post a Funny Joke"
My life.

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KissingRazors
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November 12, 2013 10:22pm UTC

CleverBot
Is osama dead yo?
No, I'm alive.
...⊙.⊙

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chelsearay6545
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October 1, 2013 8:56pm UTC

He’s not really mine. We're not really together. But for what it’s worth, he is and will always be my sweetest “whatever.”

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CookieMonster09*
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September 21, 2013 4:03pm UTC

instead of asking someone “why so blue?” why not ask them why so 2f4b66?” That would really make you 'unique'

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CookieMonster09*
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September 16, 2013 4:29pm UTC

don't tell me you're sorry cause you're not cause i doubt that's your name

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CookieMonster09*
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September 13, 2013 3:26pm UTC

have you ever looked at yourself and been like noooooooooooooopppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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CookieMonster09*
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September 6, 2013 3:47pm UTC

am i the only one who gets more flattered when a stranger or someone i know a little about says 'you're pretty' or 'you're talented' than when your best friend says it. I mean, I do get happy when my best friend compliments me but i just feel like its her 'duty' to say that since she's my friend, ya know? but a stranger has a choice to say it and that makes it more special. please tell me i'm not the only one.

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CookieMonster09*
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September 5, 2013 6:30pm UTC

if you chew loudly near me and then chew louder when i say stop it, i will hurt you

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CookieMonster09*
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September 5, 2013 6:22pm UTC

when i'm shopping
me: hmm, let me see
me: too ugly for that
me: too beautiful for that

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JodieexD
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 5:32pm UTC

Is it just me who has a mini panic attack
when a fly gets in my face?

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CookieMonster09*
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September 5, 2013 4:30pm UTC

me: *goes to school*
me: hey, this isn't so bad, pff i can't believe i was worr-
*crush has a girlfriend*
*tons of homework*
*new teachers are all mean*
*everyone looks hotter except for me*
me: well then

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skyewonderland
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August 22, 2013 5:53am UTC

About You
Eye Color: It changes, at the moment greenish
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'5 ish
Favorite Color: Black, red and purple
Screen Name: Skye Wonderland
Favorite Movie: Any horror movie
Favorite Show: HIMYM,Surbugatory, TBBT, BG and NG
Your Car: My dream car is an Aston Martion Vanquish V12
Your Hometown: ?
Your Present Town: Middlesbrough
Your Crushes First Name: He might see so...
Your Grade: Erm, Year 10?
Have You Ever
Sat on your rooftop? yeah
Kissed someone in the rain? no
Danced in a public place? Yes
Smiled for no reason? Yes
Laughed so hard you cried? Yes
Written a song? Yeah
Sang to someone for no reason? Yep,whenever i have a crush on someone i sing instead off speaking coz im so nervous
Performed on a stage? Yep
Talked to someone you don't know? Yes
Gone roller skating since 8th grade? Nope
Been in love? Yes.
Who was the last person to
Say HI to you? Dunno
Tell you, I love you? My Mom
Hug you? Myself
Call your cell phone? Gemma
Buy you something? My Mom

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CookieMonster09*
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August 20, 2013 5:31pm UTC

You're baby is kicking you say? Wow, discipline your child
jeez.

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CookieMonster09*
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August 18, 2013 7:17pm UTC

maybe this year i'll find a boyfriend *audience laughs in the background*

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CookieMonster09*
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August 18, 2013 4:46pm UTC

Me: What the fûck is that hideous yellow circle in the sky?
Friend: The sun?
Me: Oh
Friend: omg, you need to get out more.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 12:24pm UTC

talent: scaring away boys