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CookieMonster09*
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August 2, 2013 10:48am UTC

Honey Boo Boo: I don't want a boyfriend
Honey Boo Boo: I don't need the drama

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 10:30am UTC

"What is the hunger games all about?"
[pulls out slideshow] im glad u asked pal
[drops scrapbook on table] pull up a chair
and grab a drink ur gonna be here a while kiddo

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 7:11pm UTC

it annoys me that i have to try so hard to look even a
tiny bit pretty while some people could just wake up
in the morning and look 3 times better than me.

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CookieMonster09*
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July 21, 2013 11:53am UTC

Me: Mom, Dad, I'm in love with a robot.
Parents: the bible says adam and eve, not florence and the machine

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Can you stop giving me mixed signals and kiss me already...
.

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CookieMonster09*
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July 12, 2013 1:46pm UTC

the fastest land animal is the teenager who sees mom
pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to do the
dishes.

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XJustThatGirlX
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 5:28pm UTC

Beauty has no weight limit.

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XJustThatGirlX
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Is life a joke? Because I don't get it.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 9:34am UTC

Before Witty: I wish I was famous :(
After Witty: I wish I was Witty famous :'(

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XJustThatGirlX
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 6:59pm UTC

I feel so alone.

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Aurora876
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 9:05pm UTC

Every song sounds alike,
Until you find that special one

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peek-a-boo*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 5:57pm UTC

IM PERMANENTLY STUCK BETWEEN "I NEED TO TALK TO YOU" AND "I DONT WANT TO ANNOY YOU"

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peek-a-boo*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 6:57am UTC

IMAGINE IF THE CLEAR HISTORY BUTTON WASNT INVENTED

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Abby. *
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June 2, 2013 11:04am UTC

If you call me ugly or say something mean to me in general I will
literally think about it all week and hate myself so don't do that

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XJustThatGirlX
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 5:41pm UTC

Isn't it amazing how one sentence can ruin your whole day.

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XJustThatGirlX
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May 24, 2013 5:13pm UTC

Going to sleep bed looks all nice wake up pillows are everywhere quilt is all over the place and it looks like there was a explosion that just effected the bed....

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XJustThatGirlX
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Trying not to fall asleep cause your waiting for a text of someone and you wake up and realize that you actually fell asleep.

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XJustThatGirlX
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 5:09pm UTC

That mini heart attack you get when your half asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling.

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Abby. *
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 9:23pm UTC

((((I just want to save you))))
while there's still something left to save

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Lady Phantomhive*
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 10:54am UTC

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"Dead"

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