Best Eh Quotes Today

sarahmarlowXxx
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February 19, 2013 1:32pm UTC

To be honest I don't care if someone's quote is from Tumblr. If it manages to make at least one person on here smile, what's the problem?

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Ethanol
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 3:31am UTC

a smile can get you out of a tough situation
E VEN IF IT'S FAKE

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 1:47pm UTC

I'm still alive,
but i'm Barely breathing

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kristabff
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 7:06pm UTC

my computer is hotter than my appearance and cooler than my soul

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 28, 2014 2:08pm UTC

"Funny
how a
melody
sounds
like a
memory."

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 1:32pm UTC

i am the book that is always opened but never completely read. hfhfhfhfurhighuigh

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 9:45pm UTC

Happy Canada d'eh

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 7:20pm UTC

Him: Why haven't you told anyone?
Me: No one's asked.

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Amenah
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 3:19pm UTC

STEVE,
just wanted to let you know that the whole
'change display name' option is amaaaaaaazing.
Thanks so much for listening to all our complaining!
*achem* YOU DA MAN. (well. sort of.)
^pls tell me you got the miulan quote, witty^

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TakingTheLibertyWalk
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 6:27pm UTC

Please keep all credit in the codes/parts of codes you'd like to use. [Please keep this little message thing here as well. :) ] (c) cloudlings do not convert to make your own layouts/tumblr themes/etc. specifically made to only be used for quotes on wittyprofiles.com
I feel numb
most of the time.

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Amenah
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 3:36pm UTC

I never take pictures of us together,
because I'm scared of looking back at them in five years, & r e g r e t t i n g .

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
February 8, 2014 7:24pm UTC

I'm not religious, but at the end of
my life I wouldn't mind hearing a
deep, resounding voice tell me
what it was I should have done.

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Amenah
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 7:24am UTC

At some point,
everyone has gone through a phase where they are obsessed with the word 'inspire'.

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Amenah
posted a quote
April 13, 2015 10:36pm UTC

it is a
big world, and you are a
s m a l l g i r l .

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Amenah
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 1:46pm UTC

I think I'm better off alone.

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Girl With a Cat Head*
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 1:22pm UTC

I don't understand how someone can just stop talking to someone.
Didn't the time you spent with that person mean something?
How can you just throw that away?
I don't understand.

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Amenah
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 12:14pm UTC

Boy, I'd write a love
song for you if you
♥♥ told me never to.

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Amenah
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 12:00pm UTC

I'M NOT
→ what you see. ←

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zeel7
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 4:51am UTC

how am I expected to adult when i cant even teenager

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† *
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 6:50pm UTC

The best way to be happy is to
DO THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY. LIKE EAT OR LISTEN TO MUSIC.

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