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zeel7

1. zeel7
   posted a quote
   March 19, 2014 6:48am UTC
   *Message of the week*
   A freind in need is a friend indeed.
   An enemy in need is hilarious
   
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2. zeel7
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   March 19, 2014 6:45am UTC
   going to school:late
   going to a doctors appointment:late
   going to a dentist appointment:late
   going to my friends house:late
   going to a party:late
   going to a concert:8 hours early
   
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3. zeel7
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   October 26, 2013 4:51am UTC
   how am I expected to adult when i cant even teenager
   
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4. zeel7
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   October 25, 2013 7:10am UTC
   If you don’t know the words to Fabulous by Sharpay Evans then your life must be awful.
   
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5. zeel7
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   October 20, 2013 6:39am UTC
   advice to my future children:
   listen to music but never look up
   the members because you’ll
   light your heart on fire and die
   
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6. zeel7
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   October 19, 2013 8:03am UTC
   WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE HOT WEATHER IF
   YOU ARE COLD YOU CAN PUT ON MORE AND MORE CLOTHES
   BUT IF YOU ARE HOT YOU CAN NOT TAKE OFF MANY CLOTHES
   BEFORE YOU GET ARRESTED
   YOU JUST HAVE TO REMAIN SWEATY AND HOT
   
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7. zeel7
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   October 17, 2013 5:37am UTC
   Imagine if everybody was born identical
   and then as your personality grows so do your looks,
   so if you’re a b/tch you’ll look be really ugly,
   and if you’re like really nice and stuff then you’ll be like really attractive?
   
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8. zeel7
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   October 14, 2013 5:41am UTC
   when you’re eavesdropping on a conversation and you accidentally laugh
   
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9. zeel7
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   October 12, 2013 7:16am UTC
   I always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed
   people have a baby
   and the baby comes out blank
   idk i just expect some tattoos....
   BLANK
   
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10. zeel7
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    October 11, 2013 10:16am UTC
    Where can you buy a boyfriend?
    eboy.
    Amanzon has more variety, though.
    
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11. zeel7
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    September 7, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    WANTED
    Evil Genius seeks MINIONS to sacrifice their lives in global domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24/7 for fascist psychopath for close to no pay.
    Messy death inevitable, but costumes and laser death rays provided.
    No Weirdos.
    Call 1800-MWA-HAHA
    
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12. zeel7
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    September 5, 2013 7:57am UTC
    Miley Cyrus is releasing a new fragrance called “Twerk”,
    Its just Billy Ray’s tears in a bottle.
    
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13. zeel7
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    August 25, 2013 5:12am UTC
    if your girlfriend is cold,
    be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350.
    check often and serve plain or with white gravy
    
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14. zeel7
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    August 23, 2013 6:10am UTC
    I got my ͡° on you
    
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15. zeel7
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    August 21, 2013 3:55am UTC
    I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.
    Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me.
    
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16. zeel7
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    August 18, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house
    .
    
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17. zeel7
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    August 10, 2013 12:35pm UTC
    My Disney princess name is “Taco Belle”
    
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18. zeel7
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    August 9, 2013 11:29am UTC
    how do eyebrows just grow there in two patches?
    like what’s going on there?
    
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19. zeel7
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    August 9, 2013 11:25am UTC
    what’s the point of blurring out the middle finger on tv like, ooooh you have me fooled what’s behind all that blur? is it an umbrella? an elephant? a young bill cosby?
    
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20. zeel7
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    August 9, 2013 11:22am UTC
    i find it funny that i have followers, like are you aware im a loser
    
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