Donkey Quotes

Elise*
posted a quote
December 23, 2014 6:02pm UTC

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]
You’re living in the past it’s a new generation
[LOUD GUITAR]
[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
THE CHAIR! GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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October 27, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Donkey: *Drinks Potion*
Shrek: How do you feel?
Donkey: Well I don't feel any different. Do I look any different?
Puss In Boots: You still look like an a.ss to me.

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happiest*
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September 29, 2013 2:34pm UTC

its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey f-cked a dragon

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glitter162*
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August 28, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Was the "D" in Donkey Kong
a typo? It should have been Monkey Kong, right?
These are the things that keep me up at night.

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brillt27
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July 24, 2013 8:26pm UTC

it's been 12 years since Shrek came out and im still coping with the fact that donkey fúked a dragon

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xMGY_
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July 15, 2013 8:38pm UTC

And I'm still waiting for my love on the donkey.

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Eme101
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February 24, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Me and Mom talking
Mom: Whoever it is, answer the phone it will probably be your uncle Ron
Me: Okay, but if it's a telemarketer I'm playing with them
Me: I'll listen to their product and then ask them and ask a question
Me: Does a donkey come with that?
Telemarketer: Uh no.
Me: Oh, well my brother is trying to escape from Mexico and he needs a ride
Telemarketer:
Me: I was looking on Craig's list... and found this 3 legged donkey for half price
Telemarketer: o_O
Me: But it would take him twice as long to get here...
Telemarketer: (click)
Mom and Dad's face= priceless

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Marz_Barca
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February 6, 2013 2:58pm UTC

"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories. Then in the morning, I'm making waffles." -Donkey

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