Best Disaster Quotes This Month

*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 6:35pm UTC

If you can't be happy being single then you're not ready for a relationship.
Never depend on another for your happiness. You're just setting yourself up for a potential disaster.
*Read something like this somewhere, and I think it's completely true.*

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Ash_*
posted a quote
February 6, 2015 8:14pm UTC

Baby, I'm a complete and utter disaster.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 11:31pm UTC

She would change everything,
everything, just ask her.
Caught in the in between
of beautiful disaster

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 11:26am UTC

Happily ever after?
More like Just a disaster.

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 9:03pm UTC

UP FROM THE ASHES OF DISASTER
GROW THE ROSES OF SUCCESS

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zimchim*
posted a quote
March 23, 2014 12:40am UTC

I'm a
walking disaster,
they told
you to
stay away.

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 2:52pm UTC

One kiss and it was born....
My beautiful disaster.

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Raxin
posted a quote
September 26, 2016 7:23am UTC

Clinton supporters say it will be a complete disaster if Trump is elected.
Trump supporters say it will be a complete disaster if Clinton is elected.
Do you know what?
They’re both right!

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The1975*
posted a quote
January 4, 2015 10:21pm UTC

One day we will get nostalgic for disaster.

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detentionseries
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 6:07am UTC

I'm baked
N

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AEleanore
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Accumulating love brings luck,
Accumulating hatred brings disaster.

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johnnywaffles123
posted a quote
May 15, 2014 2:58pm UTC

Calamity

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LovelyLittleMind
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 12:52pm UTC

I don't know what he's after
But he's so beautiful
Such a beautiful disaster
And if I cold hold on
Through the tears and the laughter
Would it be beautiful?
Or just a beautiful disaster?

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LostUntilTheEnd
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 6:51pm UTC

I'm just another disaster...

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yuki
posted a quote
January 24, 2014 5:24pm UTC

A minor key in disguise,
a melody despised,
Caused nothing but strife,
A musical life
A tragedy to behold,
a lyric to choke,
A symphony that's old,
a beat that's broke
A rhythm decaying,
an opera that's mourning,
A forte whispering
a finale's opening
(Mine)

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PuppysKiss101
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 5:30pm UTC

When you're at the movies with a guy you like:
Previews start: Me: Okay, the lights dimmed.. I have the rest of the movie to grab his hand.
Movie starts: Me: I'll just place my hand on my lap close to his leg.
Middle of movie: Me: Omg, I'm such a wuss. The movie is like halfway over already!
Towards the end: Me: Just do it. Go for it. Nope. No I can't. I don't know the point anymore.
Him: *watching the movie like a normal person*
Credits start rolling: Me: I disgust myself.

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lifeontheline
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 8:09pm UTC

Each day I awake hoping that reality was just a dream and that this disaster of a life would just disappear.

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TheCovertComic
posted a quote
June 17, 2017 7:44pm UTC

When the bottom falls out, it'll be the new top.

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TinkyMJ
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 8:19pm UTC

My Silly Heart
Prologue:
Here in Oklahoma, things are gonna get problematic for Brittany Johnson, named as it was because of her origin.
Brittany Johnson, a 15 years old girl, moved from France to the USA because of a financial problem that her father had, since when in 1995, Raoul Johnson, her father, made a pact with the local biggest bank, and ever returned the money, the federal police arrested him and took him to jail.
The next few years, Marcelle Prairie, Brittany's mother, paid the great debt, her husband' bail, and left their country to move to America. Raoul had forbidden to leave France, so he stayed... alone.
Now, Brittany is new in school, not too ready to find new friends.
Do you want to know a secret? Brittany meets a guy named Jake Longside, a very popular boy who is the Team captain from the School American Football. "Typical" is Brittany's thoughts when she first meets him, but... Would it be there something more?
Find it out reading the new coming chapters from: "My Silly Heart".

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gravity_enemy
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 8:31pm UTC

Curiousity Saved The Cat
It's times like this that make me question myself. It makes me wonder if all this, life, is actually worth it. Then I begin to think that if I were gone, what I would miss. What I wouldn't be able to see. One of the huge reasons I am still here, is becaue I wonder. I am curious as to see what is to come, even when disaster strikes. Like my father always says, "Better days are comin'."

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