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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2017 7:44pm UTC
    When the bottom falls out, it'll be the new top.

  2. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2016 7:23am UTC
    Clinton supporters say it will be a complete disaster if Trump is elected.
    Trump supporters say it will be a complete disaster if Clinton is elected.
    Do you know what?
    They’re both right!

  3. Ash_* Ash_*
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2015 8:14pm UTC
    Baby, I'm a complete and utter disaster.

  4. The1975* The1975*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2015 10:21pm UTC
    One day we will get nostalgic for disaster.

  5. johnnywaffles123 johnnywaffles123
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 2:58pm UTC
    Calamity

  6. zimchim* zimchim*
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 12:40am UTC
    I'm a
    walking disaster,
    they told
    you to
    stay away.

  7. yuki yuki
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2014 5:24pm UTC
    A minor key in disguise,
    a melody despised,
    Caused nothing but strife,
    A musical life
    A tragedy to behold,
    a lyric to choke,
    A symphony that's old,
    a beat that's broke
    A rhythm decaying,
    an opera that's mourning,
    A forte whispering
    a finale's opening
    (Mine)

  8. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    If you can't be happy being single then you're not ready for a relationship.
    Never depend on another for your happiness. You're just setting yourself up for a potential disaster.
    *Read something like this somewhere, and I think it's completely true.*

  9. TinkyMJ TinkyMJ
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    My Silly Heart
    Prologue:
    Here in Oklahoma, things are gonna get problematic for Brittany Johnson, named as it was because of her origin.
    Brittany Johnson, a 15 years old girl, moved from France to the USA because of a financial problem that her father had, since when in 1995, Raoul Johnson, her father, made a pact with the local biggest bank, and ever returned the money, the federal police arrested him and took him to jail.
    The next few years, Marcelle Prairie, Brittany's mother, paid the great debt, her husband' bail, and left their country to move to America. Raoul had forbidden to leave France, so he stayed... alone.
    Now, Brittany is new in school, not too ready to find new friends.
    Do you want to know a secret? Brittany meets a guy named Jake Longside, a very popular boy who is the Team captain from the School American Football. "Typical" is Brittany's thoughts when she first meets him, but... Would it be there something more?
    Find it out reading the new coming chapters from: "My Silly Heart".

  10. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    UP FROM THE ASHES OF DISASTER
    GROW THE ROSES OF SUCCESS

  11. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    She would change everything,
    everything, just ask her.
    Caught in the in between
    of beautiful disaster

  12. help_me_im_drowning help_me_im_drowning
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 7:33pm UTC
    Give me a disaster,
    give me emergency
    -LIGHTS

  13. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    One kiss and it was born....
    My beautiful disaster.

  14. gravity_enemy gravity_enemy
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    Curiousity Saved The Cat
    It's times like this that make me question myself. It makes me wonder if all this, life, is actually worth it. Then I begin to think that if I were gone, what I would miss. What I wouldn't be able to see. One of the huge reasons I am still here, is becaue I wonder. I am curious as to see what is to come, even when disaster strikes. Like my father always says, "Better days are comin'."

  15. detentionseries detentionseries
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 6:07am UTC
    I'm baked
    N

  16. LovelyLittleMind LovelyLittleMind
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 12:52pm UTC
    I don't know what he's after
    But he's so beautiful
    Such a beautiful disaster
    And if I cold hold on
    Through the tears and the laughter
    Would it be beautiful?
    Or just a beautiful disaster?

  17. PuppysKiss101 PuppysKiss101
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    When you're at the movies with a guy you like:
    Previews start: Me: Okay, the lights dimmed.. I have the rest of the movie to grab his hand.
    Movie starts: Me: I'll just place my hand on my lap close to his leg.
    Middle of movie: Me: Omg, I'm such a wuss. The movie is like halfway over already!
    Towards the end: Me: Just do it. Go for it. Nope. No I can't. I don't know the point anymore.
    Him: *watching the movie like a normal person*
    Credits start rolling: Me: I disgust myself.

  18. Aspyn18 Aspyn18
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    Why does it have to be this way? Why can't I ever just have something go right? Just for once..

  19. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 11:26am UTC
    Happily ever after?
    More like Just a disaster.

  20. LostUntilTheEnd LostUntilTheEnd
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 6:51pm UTC
    I'm just another disaster...

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