Best Delicious Quotes This Year

glitter162*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 8:08pm UTC

I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it's more of a wrap.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Whoever snuck the "s" in "fast
food" was a clever little bas/tard.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 5:44pm UTC

Parenting is eating a dirt
covered banana your toddler serves to you and liking it to avoid a tantrum.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 7:24pm UTC

My yard is full of bear traps
because I refuse to share my milkshakes.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 2:05pm UTC

When I hear myself eating crunchy
food, I wonder if other people can hear it, too.

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carson5482
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Cannibals may seem nice,
but they're just trying to butter you up.

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a l a y n a ✌*
posted a quote
November 10, 2014 1:33pm UTC

I like cheese

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 9:01pm UTC

My logic:
I exercised for a minute
So I deserve
To eat a pail of ice cream

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 11:37am UTC

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going.

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 2:41pm UTC

WE GO TOGETHER LIKE Peanutbutter AND Nutella

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 10:28pm UTC

They say milk gives you strength. Drink 3 glasses & try moving a wall... You can't... But drink 3 shots of Vodka & the wall moves by itself!

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dareme_
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 11:31pm UTC

You're never to old to order a Shirley Temple

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StayGoldPonyboy*
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 9:33pm UTC

I just made a peanut butter, strawberry and Nutella sandwhich. OHMYGOD yissssss

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Charlie*
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 10:26am UTC

I'm going to eat:
PIZZAAAAAAA

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Charlie*
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 2:25pm UTC

Cake is tasty
Cake
Cak
Ca
C
Ch
Cha
Char
Charl
Charlo
Charlot
Charlott
Charlotte
I'm tasty

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angelcharms
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 3:23am UTC

so there's this tv show where the person travels to different places and tries different food of that particular place and he gets paid for that!
HE GETS PAID TO EAT DELICIOUS FOOD! ITS LIKE HIS JOB TO EAT FOOD!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN NOW I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO WHEN I GROW UP.AHA

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DunGoofed
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 12:28am UTC

I had my first peanut butter and jelly sandwich in more than five years. It was delicious.

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lifeisfun
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 10:59pm UTC

Gummy Bears!! :)

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justalilpoptart
posted a quote
March 1, 2014 7:40pm UTC

On the wrapper of my piece of Dove chocolate is said,
"You're delicious."
I know it's a compliemt and all, but I'm kind of concerned that my food is tasting me back.

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everythingcrazy
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 5:49pm UTC

Oreos:
the most
amazing creation
in human history.

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