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GilbertPizza
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July 12, 2017 11:14pm UTC
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a l a y n a ✌*
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November 10, 2014 1:33pm UTC
I like cheese

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DunGoofed
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March 2, 2014 12:28am UTC
I had my first peanut butter and jelly sandwich in more than five years. It was delicious.

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justalilpoptart
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March 1, 2014 7:40pm UTC
On the wrapper of my piece of Dove chocolate is said,
"You're delicious."
I know it's a compliemt and all, but I'm kind of concerned that my food is tasting me back.

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flyingbacon7
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January 30, 2014 9:01pm UTC
My logic:
I exercised for a minute
So I deserve
To eat a pail of ice cream

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CauseSpock
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January 27, 2014 10:50pm UTC
Oh, what's that?
You like me?
I couldn't hear you over my CHEESEBURGER.

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capsized*
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December 5, 2013 2:41pm UTC
WE GO TOGETHER LIKE Peanutbutter AND Nutella

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† HOPE *
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November 4, 2013 10:53pm UTC
I kinda want BROWNIES! :p

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EzraQuotes
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September 4, 2013 1:04pm UTC
i hate mosquitoes, i mean i know Im delicious but damn

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carson5482
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July 18, 2013 7:22pm UTC
Cannibals may seem nice,
but they're just trying to butter you up.

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DeathOfASon
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July 15, 2013 11:37am UTC
why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going.

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GoddessofNight
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July 2, 2013 5:31pm UTC
Hehe I love chineese food

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glitter162*
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June 20, 2013 8:08pm UTC
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it's more of a wrap.

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glitter162*
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June 19, 2013 5:44pm UTC
Parenting is eating a dirt
covered banana your toddler serves to you and liking it to avoid a tantrum.

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glitter162*
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June 13, 2013 3:32pm UTC
Whoever snuck the "s" in "fast
food" was a clever little bas/tard.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 7:24pm UTC
My yard is full of bear traps
because I refuse to share my milkshakes.

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Ineedmakyinme
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May 29, 2013 10:28pm UTC
They say milk gives you strength. Drink 3 glasses & try moving a wall... You can't... But drink 3 shots of Vodka & the wall moves by itself!

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glitter162*
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May 18, 2013 2:05pm UTC
When I hear myself eating crunchy
food, I wonder if other people can hear it, too.

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StayGoldPonyboy*
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April 28, 2013 9:33pm UTC
I just made a peanut butter, strawberry and Nutella sandwhich. OHMYGOD yissssss

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Charlie*
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April 26, 2013 2:25pm UTC
Cake is tasty
Cake
Cak
Ca
C
Ch
Cha
Char
Charl
Charlo
Charlot
Charlott
Charlotte
I'm tasty

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