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1. dareme_
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   June 5, 2013 11:31am UTC
   Pushing people away is one of my many talents
   
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2. dareme_
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   June 5, 2013 11:10am UTC
   My phone is basically just a clock in my pocket because no one talks to me
   
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3. dareme_
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   June 5, 2013 11:07am UTC
   Pushing people away is one of my many talents
   
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4. dareme_
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   June 5, 2013 11:04am UTC
   I don't why people take me so seriously. I never even know what I'm talking about.
   
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5. dareme_
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   February 28, 2013 10:20am UTC
   Sometimes I wink at my dog just so she knows she's loved
   
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6. dareme_
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   February 28, 2013 10:10am UTC
   How can planes fly without flapping their wings?
   
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7. dareme_
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   February 28, 2013 10:08am UTC
   Why do bad things happen to good fictional characters
   
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8. dareme_
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   February 28, 2013 10:04am UTC
   Maybe I can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes.
   
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9. dareme_
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   February 28, 2013 10:01am UTC
   It makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am
   
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10. dareme_
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    February 20, 2013 11:24pm UTC
    I need at lead a 4 hour nap to feel well–rested
    
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11. dareme_
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    January 29, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    There's two and a half weeks until Valentine's day which means I have two and a half weeks to find a boyfriend.
    
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12. dareme_
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    January 29, 2013 12:20am UTC
    I could feed a village with my thighs.
    
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13. dareme_
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    January 29, 2013 12:15am UTC
    I'm really good at arguing until I start crying.
    
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14. dareme_
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    January 29, 2013 12:12am UTC
    Saying
    "Dad and Mom"
    just doesn't feel right. It's like saying.
    "Josh and Drake"
    .. So wrong.
    
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15. dareme_
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    January 29, 2013 12:03am UTC
    My head says homework but my heart says witty
    
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16. dareme_
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    January 28, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    I suffer when fictional characters embarrass themselves.
    
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17. dareme_
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    January 28, 2013 11:52pm UTC
    When did Americans stop having British accents?
    
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18. dareme_
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    January 28, 2013 11:49pm UTC
    How much does a life cost.
    
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19. dareme_
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    January 28, 2013 11:47pm UTC
    Sometimes when I see a couple making out I wonder what would happen if I tried to join.
    
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20. dareme_
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    January 28, 2013 11:40pm UTC
    Stars can't shine without darkness
    
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