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wearesarcasm
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April 3, 2014 4:34pm UTC

no one wants to cuddle with me except my dog..pug life

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Victoria13
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April 1, 2014 3:28pm UTC

Being shy sucks.

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vmorehous*
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January 15, 2014 4:53pm UTC

My 11:11 wish never comes true...

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
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December 19, 2013 9:27am UTC

one of the worst things is to wake up on a thursday morning thinking its friday

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JustNodandSmile
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November 24, 2013 6:25pm UTC

That sinking feeling you get when you're like a page away from finishing a book,
but the plot isn't even close to being resolved.

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username*
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November 8, 2013 10:15pm UTC

I swear
I get high everytime I paint my nails.

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RadRabbit101
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October 6, 2013 11:30pm UTC

So I, uh, I guess I missed the part of puberty where I get prettier...

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Chris*
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September 16, 2013 8:28pm UTC

you don't know how it feels when the person you fought the hardest for gives you up without a fight. rbhjkgbh.

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Girl With a Cat Head*
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August 24, 2013 11:32am UTC

After I told you I liked you,
I realized it was you I liked,
it was who you used to be.

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ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
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August 20, 2013 2:17am UTC

I wanna watch a new series
But I wanna finish my current series
and I should do my chores
And I wanna play video games
DO YOU SEE MY PROBLEM HERE?

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ltoma18
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July 28, 2013 5:37pm UTC

*Finds out crush isn't at school today*
"Damn, wasted outfit!"

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I'mNotOkay*
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June 16, 2013 10:34pm UTC

as of yesterday I was four weeks cut-free... i broke today.

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AcaciasCheezburger
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May 31, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Normal Teens: Late summer nights.
Me: Late witty nights.

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BothOfUs
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April 22, 2013 4:49pm UTC

Me: yum, this popcorn smells good
Sister: no, it smells like heart attack
oh. well then

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SalemSoto
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April 14, 2013 11:26pm UTC

If only mosquitoes would suck fat,
INSTEAD OF BLOOD♥

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beccyisherexxx
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April 4, 2013 4:56pm UTC

The touch of your lips make me go insane...

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awesomenessandahalf
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February 27, 2013 11:41am UTC

Me:*walks into class late*
Me:*attempts to be silent*
Chair: screeeeeeeeech
Bag: rustle rustle
Pen: click click

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gummybearzgorawr
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January 27, 2013 11:15am UTC

Me: *Points to ripped jeans* That there is the new fashion.
Mom: It's not new.
Me: Then why do you call it stupid?
Mom: It was stupid then and it's still stupid now.

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