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wearesarcasm

1. wearesarcasm
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   April 30, 2014 11:13pm UTC
   the love of my life has left for 5 months, and I feel like half of me has been ripped off and thrown away..
   
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2. wearesarcasm
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   April 10, 2014 10:44am UTC
   Aphabet of Me
   [A]vailable: No
   
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3. wearesarcasm
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   April 8, 2014 8:40am UTC
   wake up:oooh! i am gonna look cute today!time to get dressed:screw it, where's my sweatpants??
   
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4. wearesarcasm
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   April 8, 2014 8:30am UTC
   wake up:oooh! i am go
   
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5. wearesarcasm
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   April 5, 2014 8:23am UTC
   Prom is tonight. Everyday I feel like an ugly step-sister, but for once, I can feel like a Princess.
   
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6. wearesarcasm
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   April 3, 2014 4:34pm UTC
   no one wants to cuddle with me except my dog..pug life
   
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7. wearesarcasm
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   April 2, 2014 8:22pm UTC
   keep scrolling. i've got nothin
   
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8. wearesarcasm
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   March 31, 2014 5:53pm UTC
   do you ever want to say something sassy like "Psh, you only wish you were as awesome as me" to your frenemies but you're scared to because they'll either backhand you or put you down or sit on you
   
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9. wearesarcasm
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   March 30, 2014 12:12am UTC
   do you ever just lay in bed and realize you're not good enough
   
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10. wearesarcasm
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    March 29, 2014 8:21am UTC
    I have no idea why I volunteer to do stuff on Saturday mornings. That means I have to get up and do stuff and socialize.
    
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11. wearesarcasm
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    March 26, 2014 7:51am UTC
    do you ever feel like you're annoying, even to those that say they love you?
    
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12. wearesarcasm
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    March 25, 2014 7:46am UTC
    The love of my life is leaving in 5 weeks. He'll be gone for 5 months. We'll go from talking nonstop every day to not talking at all. I realize he is taking a big step for his future, but I can't help but feel sad about it. I'm scared of everything that could happen while he's gone. Am I incredibly selfish..?
    
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13. wearesarcasm
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    March 22, 2014 7:11pm UTC
    I've never felt like I fitted in. I'm constantly compared to everyone around me. "why can't you make grades like your sister?" "why aren't you as athletic as her?" Have you ever stopped to think that I try to make better grades? That maybe I try to be more athleic? I try to be nicer, to be funnier, to be better than I really am. But I'm never going to be good enough.
    
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14. wearesarcasm
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    March 15, 2014 10:10pm UTC
    you seem quite shy
    but you're oh so cute
    and I'm the type of girl
    that would love to be yours
    if you asked me to.
    so, just take a chance,
    try to hold my hand,
    I swear I'll never let go.
    I just wanted to know
    if you'd be my man
    
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15. wearesarcasm
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    March 14, 2014 8:23pm UTC
    why is it that a girl can be called anorexic and she's supposed to take it like some sort of complimemt but if a girl gets called overweight, it's perfectly acceptable to run away and cry? why the double standard? either way, words hurt.
    
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16. wearesarcasm
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    March 13, 2014 9:16pm UTC
    High School looks so much cooler on TV
    
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17. wearesarcasm
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    March 13, 2014 8:47pm UTC
    I like my men how I like my tea.
    Hot and British.
    
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18. wearesarcasm
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    March 13, 2014 8:08pm UTC
    Don't sell yourself short. Or how about not selling yourself at all? Unless you're a hooker, then you kind of have to..
    
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