Best Dang Quotes Today

Heartless17*
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September 8, 2013 12:15am UTC

I hate it when I almost Fav my own quote....
It really isn't my fault that I'm awesome... no joke...

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Jamie_x_Lynn
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February 21, 2013 1:12pm UTC

Reasons why I can't have a romantic moment with a Show Choir boy
Me: I love it when you talk in a normal tone, but then when you talk about a certain thing your voice gets softer.
Him: You like me for my dynamics?

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wanderer*
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June 27, 2013 3:56am UTC

Holy shít. 2 witty famous people favorited one of my quotes. I am giggling like an idiot.

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*compassionate soul*
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November 11, 2013 2:02am UTC

Witty chat...empty at 1 am.....that never used to happen......

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Overcast-Kid*
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November 11, 2013 2:06pm UTC

Me: *is out of breath after making the bed*

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Elementpurple13*
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March 21, 2014 11:11am UTC

I but always seem to know exactly what anyone's feeling
BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX It
WHT is the point of having empathical superpowers
IF YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THEM

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PrimarilyParamore*
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September 8, 2014 11:36pm UTC

Music Quiz!
First, get your iPod or iPod Touch.
Ready? Basic Questions First!
Name your first 3 "Top 25 Songs Played"
1. The (Shipped) Gold Standard- Fall Out Boy
2. Amelia- Tonight Alive
3. 12 Through 15- Mayday Parade
How many songs do you have?
689
What is your favorite album?
Nothing Personal, All Time Low or Pretty. Odd.- Panic! at the Disco
Top 5 Favorite songs? (May be different from Top Played)(No Order to mine)
1. Therapy- All Time Low
2. Northern Downpour- Panic! at the Disco
3. Another Song About the Weekend- A Day to Remember
4. Jamie All Over - Mayday Parade
5. Hold On Til May- Pierce the Veil
How many playlists do you have?
6
#1 Most Played Game/App?
Aviary Photo Editor
Second,
"Your Life Story" in songs.
Put your iPod on shuffle, and write down whichever song shows up! No cheating, it takes the fun out of it! Skip to the next song after each question.
Your Birth:
Alone Together (Piano split done by wholetjackdrive)- Fall Out Boy
What your family felt when they saw you:
Alpha Dog- Fall Out Boy
Your toddler years:
Always- Panic! at the Disco ♥
Your teen years:
Amber Lynn- Mayday Parade
Your first kiss: (That Hasn't happened...)
Amelia- Tonight Alive </3 (such a sad song)
How you felt about your current boyfriend (That STILL doesn't exist):
America's Suitehearts- Fall Out Boy ;)
What people think of you:
American Made- Fall Out Boy
What your friends think of you:
Anklebiters- Paramore (I'd be surprised honestly)
The song you should play at your wedding:
Another Song about the Weekend (Acoustic)- A Day to Remember (awww)
Your honeymoon:
Anywhere But Here- Mayday Parade (cute)
Your first child:
Art of Keeping Up Disappearences- Fall Out Boy o.O
Your death song:
Art of the State- All Time Low (Creepy o.o)
The song they should play at your funeral:
Attention- We are the In Crowd O.O
The song about your life:
Austin, We have a Problem- Fall Out Boy
*This quiz and questions created by coleypoke22.*

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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August 29, 2013 8:46am UTC

Good Lord. I woke up this morning expecting like 6 notifications......
....yeah there were 63 o_o
Thanks For Brightening My Day Already, Wittians! :))

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everythingcrazy
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August 3, 2013 3:06pm UTC

whoa, I havent been on witty in forever.....I love the changes!!!!

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moll :)*
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April 28, 2013 9:53pm UTC

I left you.
And now,
I need you.
So, so much
more than
last year.
And it hurts
because I
cannot ever
have you
again.

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theWalrus
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 8:05pm UTC

twitter?
I don't know man, I hardly know her.

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anchorage*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Do guys just completely disregard
their girlfriend when she isn't around or what ?!

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iluvyousomuch
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May 24, 2013 3:47pm UTC

poop

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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April 4, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Me
We ate all the food in the house. -- with Niall Horan
5 minutes ago · comment · like
2318 people like this
Mum
You're paying for all this young lady.
2 minutes ago · 5 people like this

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PrimarilyParamore*
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March 27, 2014 11:10pm UTC

Wake up early, to
black and whitere-runsthat escape
from mymouth,

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