Best Dang Quotes This Week

Cammie
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 8:14pm UTC

Have you ever loved your idol so much that it feels like you're
the only fan who loves them and you'll do anything for them and you hope they'll do the same for you but then you realize there are a million other people who feel the same way and it makes you feel less important?

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theWalrus
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 7:36pm UTC

My single best talent:
Being friendly to people then avoiding them the rest of my life

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theWalrus
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 11:28pm UTC

Witty changed and there's not massive backlash?
THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US

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irishgirl41
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 6:40pm UTC

How do people
even do backflips
and stuff? I can't
even flip my
grilled cheese
without
messing up.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 8:32pm UTC

Take your age and add 5 to it.
That is your age in 5 years.

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 2:58pm UTC

AH, YOU
DON'T
CARE.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 4:20pm UTC

Crush: I hate hashtags
Me: I like hashtags
Me: I love cats!
Crush: I hate cats
Crush: I love dogs
Me: I hate dogs
Me: I love dancing
Him: I hate dancing
Him: I hate romance novels, movies, books, etc...
Me: I love anything that has to do with Romance.
We have a perfect future together

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cherrycarey96
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 5:33pm UTC

When I was in preschool, I had this boyfriend [whom I had wrapped around my finger] and we used to kiss behind the bookshelf. Until my teacher caught us, and told me I wasn't allowed to talk to him.
At 4 years old...
I can't even get a guy to look my way at 16, let alone kiss me behind the bookshelf.
I had game c;

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theWalrus
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 12:38pm UTC

Man, two days ago it was 95 degrees outside,
today it's 50. I'm just going to move to the North pole.
At least the weather is consistent there.

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moonstone7777
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 4:45pm UTC

who came up with the phase cute as a button
like have you ever went up to a button and was like dang that cute

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burning*
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 9:58pm UTC

Me: *Getting to a good part in my dream*
Mom: HONEY, WAKE UP TIME FOR SCHOOL.
Me:SON OF A B/ITCH.

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Monster_Dreams_
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 5:27am UTC

I love you more and more and more everyday

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 12:30pm UTC

So since with all the drama with miley and #staystrongbillyray I decided that everyime I drop something or whatever I'm going to say,
"Dang flabbit!"

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 12:25pm UTC

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes "whack, dang"
A bad skydiver goes "dang, whack"

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 1:11pm UTC

Me: I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND! WHERE IS IT?!
Cashier: Miss please calm down, the toy is under the Mc. Nuggets.

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theWalrus
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 1:10pm UTC

Yesterday I ate nutella for dinner, in the back of a white van, with a spoon I stole.
My life is so sketchy

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thatswutshesaid
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 5:04pm UTC

why can't i just wake up one day and be beautiful

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theWalrus
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 9:32pm UTC

I like my coffee like I like my markets.
Black.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 8:18am UTC

Dear Mother Nature,
I love how you got me a present, but I don't like it, I am forsure I am not pregnate. So, please return to sender. THANKS.
Sincerely,
Every Girl
Dear Girls All Over The World,
My dear, I can't return it until you use it for 5-7 days. I am sorry. Enjoy it til further notice!
Sincerely,
Mother Nature

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 6:48pm UTC

Bro: High five?
Me: Sure I love high fives!
Bro: *Puts his hand up*
Me: *Going for the high five*
Bro: *Drops it fast* Ha! Thought you had a friend!
Me:B/tch -_-

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