Dang Quotes

Heartless17*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 12:15am UTC

I hate it when I almost Fav my own quote....
It really isn't my fault that I'm awesome... no joke...

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Repair Boy 🔥*
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 6:48pm UTC

Bro: High five?
Me: Sure I love high fives!
Bro: *Puts his hand up*
Me: *Going for the high five*
Bro: *Drops it fast* Ha! Thought you had a friend!
Me:B/tch -_-

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 8:46am UTC

Good Lord. I woke up this morning expecting like 6 notifications......
....yeah there were 63 o_o
Thanks For Brightening My Day Already, Wittians! :))

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
August 28, 2013 12:30pm UTC

So since with all the drama with miley and #staystrongbillyray I decided that everyime I drop something or whatever I'm going to say,
"Dang flabbit!"

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everythingcrazy
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 3:06pm UTC

whoa, I havent been on witty in forever.....I love the changes!!!!

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Cammie
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 8:14pm UTC

Have you ever loved your idol so much that it feels like you're
the only fan who loves them and you'll do anything for them and you hope they'll do the same for you but then you realize there are a million other people who feel the same way and it makes you feel less important?

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wanderer*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 3:56am UTC

Holy shít. 2 witty famous people favorited one of my quotes. I am giggling like an idiot.

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cherrycarey96
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 5:33pm UTC

When I was in preschool, I had this boyfriend [whom I had wrapped around my finger] and we used to kiss behind the bookshelf. Until my teacher caught us, and told me I wasn't allowed to talk to him.
At 4 years old...
I can't even get a guy to look my way at 16, let alone kiss me behind the bookshelf.
I had game c;

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Turtlebear
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 5:24pm UTC

One day you'll see your life flash before your eyes.
Make it worth watching.

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anchorage*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Do guys just completely disregard
their girlfriend when she isn't around or what ?!

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Turtlebear
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 2:38pm UTC

Losing someone's trust
is the fastest way to lose a
friend.

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burning*
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 9:58pm UTC

Me: *Getting to a good part in my dream*
Mom: HONEY, WAKE UP TIME FOR SCHOOL.
Me:SON OF A B/ITCH.

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iluvyousomuch
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 3:47pm UTC

poop

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moll :)*
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 9:53pm UTC

I left you.
And now,
I need you.
So, so much
more than
last year.
And it hurts
because I
cannot ever
have you
again.

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thatswutshesaid
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 5:04pm UTC

why can't i just wake up one day and be beautiful

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Me
We ate all the food in the house. -- with Niall Horan
5 minutes ago · comment · like
2318 people like this
Mum
You're paying for all this young lady.
2 minutes ago · 5 people like this

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 1:11pm UTC

Me: I WILL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND! WHERE IS IT?!
Cashier: Miss please calm down, the toy is under the Mc. Nuggets.

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cowgirl12
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 11:51am UTC

You finally see that you like someone, when they are liking someone else.

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hopeforever
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 1:28pm UTC

Being caught in the middle :(

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Jamie_x_Lynn
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 1:12pm UTC

Reasons why I can't have a romantic moment with a Show Choir boy
Me: I love it when you talk in a normal tone, but then when you talk about a certain thing your voice gets softer.
Him: You like me for my dynamics?

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