Cookie Quotes

JustGiveMeCake

posted a quote
May 22, 2013 11:28am UTC

Sibling problems #2
When you are trying to decide who gets the last cookie for lunch

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 2:08am UTC

If you were a cookie
you'd be a whoreo.

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jesusfreak789
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 8:08pm UTC

cookie or creme ?
you decide ! comment 1 for cookie or 2 for creme.

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PrettyMwah
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 8:32pm UTC

"Now is the time to set your sights high and
go for it."
-My Fortune Cookie, 17 19 26 33 36 46

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 8:28pm UTC

"Sometimes me think what is love;
and then me think love is what last cookie is for.
Me give up the
last cookie for you."
-Cookie Monster

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peachyrays
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 8:16pm UTC

I love it when
guys are acting goofy around their friends and they notice you then they get all red and shy and they're just like, "sorry I'm realy silly" and I just want to hug them and buy them a cookie and tell them how adorable they are

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bbaattoul
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 10:10pm UTC

Go on this page
AND
Like it ( you will get a cookie )
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Maybe-One-Day/278172545624305

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TheHalfback
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 6:09pm UTC

sometimes i just cant forget
how good those cookies are
*grabs another*

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StreetDancer
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 8:16am UTC

Once there was a cookie that talked. He could both cookie-talk and human-talk...
...
oh and he had a mustache...
There's no punchline.

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TheHalfbacksGirl
posted a quote
April 9, 2013 2:45pm UTC

Me: okay, I need to get all this homework done, my grades are gonna drop really fast if I don't.
Me: *gets home*
Me: *sets up laptop for music*
Me: okay, homework.
Stomach: *dying whale noises*
Me: Maybe I deserve a snack.
Me: NO snacks will make me fat.
Me: But I'm hungry.
Me: I will be thin!
Me: *inner turmoil*
Me: OO cookies!
Me: *3 cookies later* DAMNIT! Bad Gia!
Me: GO RUN! NOW!
Me: But... Witty.. and homework....
Me: *very disappointed in myself*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *makes quote*
Me: God, this is so cliche...
Me: ahhh sweet procrastination
Me: *remembers homework* F//ck.

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clearlytruthful
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 7:41pm UTC

Sometimes me thinks
"What is a friend"
and then me say
A friend is someone to share the lt cookie with
- the Cookie Monster

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TheHalfback
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 9:57am UTC

somtimes....
you just need to say no,
to the cookie.

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*Death*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 10:40pm UTC

My next fortune should read:
You will do nothing right anymore, so stop trying.

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Jman056
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 10:31pm UTC

TASK #1: look up lyrics to eldewies from the sound of music and read it out loud while thinking of butts and trying not to laugh. if u succeed u will receive a cookie. or just write how long you lasted before you burst out laughing in the comments. good times.

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Jman056
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 5:26pm UTC

any body want a
COOKIE?

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marie1616
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 8:38pm UTC

Marijuana,
A lot of people see to have a different opinion on this, I don't smoke it, I personally don't care to, but I also don't care if you do, that's your own business, I'm also one of those people who think it should be legal, I believe the government could make a lot of money from legalizing it and they could tax it. I think it's ridiculous that things such as Alcohol and Cigarettes are legal when they have pretty bad long term effects, yet Marijunana isn't. But heres the thing that annoys me and probably many others, just because you smoke it doesn't mean you need to talk about it 24/7 all dang day, because lets be honest here, who really gives a crap? I mean I eat Beef Jerky daily but you don't see me posting statuses like "D/mn man I'm about to eat me some Jerky and get real effed up" It's not attractive. If you smoke it, yippie, but that doesn't mean you need to say it 1836820 times a day.

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dillygirl13
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 11:48am UTC

Do you honestly expect me to do believe that you did not eat my cookie? The evidence is clear.

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dillygirl13
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 11:25am UTC

I cant hide what I've done. All I can do is face the truth. I stole your cookie when you were'nt looking.

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MeaganWynd
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 11:16pm UTC

So The Sadie's Dance Is This Month... This Would Be A Good Thing, Accept Im Extreamly Shy and Cant Fathum Asking Anyone.... Ill Probably Just Sit At Home, With All Of My Cats, And Some Cookie Dough...
Yupp Living The Thug Life....

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noura1099
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 6:51pm UTC

www.lovestardollfreebies.blogspot.com (if you are on stardoll)
www.teens-kids.blgspot.com
My two blogs. Really would love if you visit (:

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