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  1. VioletCherries VioletCherries
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    "Are you mad at me?"
    "No... just disappointed."

  2. bluebanana17 bluebanana17
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 7:59am UTC
    Me: I am just so horrible i'm sorry
    Friend: it's not you it's me
    Me: okay you admitted it!
    Friend: wait what???

  3. YoungAndNotBeautiful YoungAndNotBeautiful
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    Friend: Have you ever been in love?
    Me: I'm a teenage girl. If I say no, it's depressing. If I say yes, it's bullcrap.

  4. lost_in_the_music lost_in_the_music
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 2:15am UTC
    My sister: you are the weirdest 16 year old you don't post on Facebook
    Me: Facebook is dumb
    My sister: but yet you post on Twitter
    Me: I only go on twitter to stalk 5sos
    My sister: STOP SAYING 5 SAUCE JUST SAY 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER
    me:5sos
    My sister: 5 Seconds of summer repeat after me 5.....Danni! repeat after me 5.....seconds....of...summer
    Me: *laughing* your such an idiot......*a few seconds later* 5SOS

  5. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    Friend: 'Don't lie to make me feel better!'
    Me: *Shuts up*

  6. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    STORY TIME
    so I went to school today and I had to go to a different home room to talk to a teacher so I went and the teacher wasn't there but there were like 10 seniors well I have a class with one of them and this is the conversation we had in a f/caking class,
    me: where's mr. D
    tom: we killed him.
    me: cool, how?
    tom: hit him over the head with a 2x4
    me: loser, that's really boring. Need help hiding the body?
    need help hiding the body, I asked him if he wanted help hiding a body, during school. Like oh my god.

  7. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    Her: What's wrong?
    Me: Nothing? I'm fine; why?
    Her: You don't sound fine.

  8. lost dreamer* lost dreamer*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    Why didn't you go if you wanted to?
    Cause I had no one to go with.
    Which isn't surprising.

  9. HellIsEmptyAndTheDevilsAreHere HellIsEmptyAndTheDevilsAreHere
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    Sometimes I get this urge to talk to you,
    but then I remember that you're a completely different person now. It sucks because I really miss you.

  10. AshleyyMariee AshleyyMariee
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 10:29pm UTC
    I wish it was easy for me to keep a conversation going..

  11. Geoff Geoff
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    Me and my friend were talking:
    me: jeez I have so much excess skin
    friend: maybe you should take a knife too it a-
    me: wait what, I should take a knife to it!?
    haha I love her :P

  12. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 10:45pm UTC
    My conversation with Derek a few minutes ago.
    Him: You remind me of Charlie.
    Me: Who's charlie?
    Him: That guy from the movie you made me watch.
    (The Perks of Being a Wallflower)
    Me: Oh. Why?
    Him: Because you're so similar to him. You're extremely shy and I've heard that you sit alone at lunch if I'm not there. You write stories but you never let me read them. You think too much. You listen to music from the 70's and 80's. And this might hurt, but you need to hear it. You blame yourself for your best friend's death, even thought it wasn't your fault, it wasn't anyone's fault. It just... happened.
    Me: ..... It did kind of hurt hearing that.
    Him: Sorry. I just thought that for a while, and I wanted to tell you. Also, the first time you got drunk, you begged me for a smoothie.
    Me: Charlie wanted a milkshake. And from what I remember, you never even made me the smoothie!
    Seriously, what is wrong with us?

  13. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    Okay guys
    So my friend Antonio
    and I are arguing about this picture of a guy
    and I need to win this argument so
    everybody just comment "he's black, Antonio!"
    so I can win this argument xD

  14. LaLaNicole* LaLaNicole*
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    Me Tayman & John TalkingMe:My head hurts John:You been using it to much Me:that makes no sense if I had my knees or throat hurt then yeaTayman:actually you don't have to be on your kneesMe& John:You would know

  15. *gloomy* *gloomy*
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    "But I'm like... really short."
    "And I'm horribly lazy. We all have our demons, the only difference is you can't fight yours."
    -Conversation between my friend and I

  16. ninja turtle (;* ninja turtle (;*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    just because i don't start the conversation
    doesn't mean i'm not dying to speak to you.

  17. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    me after every conversation: why the fck did i say that

  18. hello_universe hello_universe
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    I like how my dad can have a conversation with my sister with like no problem.
    But doesn't even really try with me..
    That's cool i guess.

  19. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 9:14am UTC
    Mum: How many times have I told yo -
    Me: "...When you read your speach it's tiring, enough is enough!"
    Mum: Why do you never -
    Me: *Covers ears*
    Me: "I'm covering my ears like a kid! When your words mean nothing I go LA LA LA"
    Mum:
    Me:

  20. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 9:07am UTC
    Girl: You need to get a life.
    Me: Can I borrow yours? You ain't using it very well..
    and at the end of this conversation I don't think you will have one.

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