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StillStruggling*
posted a quote
February 7, 2014 2:05pm UTC

Cute boy: hi
me: who paid you?!

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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
January 11, 2014 12:44am UTC

Him: You know, you're going to have an interesting life.
Me: Why do you say that?
Him: I dunno, I'm just feeling it.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 9, 2014 12:35am UTC

i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on zero
and im listening to everyones conversations
because im a true spy kid

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 4:01pm UTC

Do you ever talk to
someone and feel really
happy no matter how sh.t
the conversation is.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 5:28am UTC

Late night
conversations
make you
learn a lot
about people.

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sheyennemari3
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 1:32pm UTC

Skype anyone? Add me if you want, I'm bored. sheyennemari3

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 3:35pm UTC

Friend: Cûnt
Me: Go fûck a monkey for all I care
Friend: You're more ratchet than Miley Cyrus at the VMAs
Me: I hope your two favorite bands play warped at the same time.
Friend: You take that back!

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Secret42
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 9:26pm UTC

Does anyone else
Try to find a chatroom on witty chat because they're too lazy to start an individual conversation?
My quote.Do NOT steal

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 2:46pm UTC

one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 2:43pm UTC

an actual conversation i overheard on the train
person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
person 2: what? why?
person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
person 2: omfg

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justkiddiing
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 8:45am UTC

he: why do you push me away
she: because that's the way I am, I'm mean to people and they think it's funy. I don't mean it anyways
he: you don't understad how you're breaking yourself
she: don't tell me what to do, I've been living just fine in this safe zone around me that I made. I don't like people up to close and then you come into my life, making it all better? Guess what, I'd ratter bea wreck then be dependent from you or anyone for that matter

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justkiddiing
posted a quote
December 15, 2013 5:13am UTC

he: you don't really know me
she: you don't really know me. Is it even possible for someone to know somebody else?
he: yes, but it takes timeand patiance
she: but if you don't see that person for 2 months he can beentirely changed, you can never know them for me
he: why do you want to know them? Do you have problems
she: too close
he: what?
she: too close,you can't just ask somebody if they have problems

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Secret42
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 6:04pm UTC

Format Credit:FaveFormats
How do people have an actual conversation on omegle?Whenever I go on it there are just people asking me my gender,age and kik.:\
My quote.Do NOT Steal

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 3:43pm UTC

Wanting to say hi to someone,
but forgetting their name.

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DawnRaven
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 12:38pm UTC

I hate it when I'm sitting in my room and I catch snippets of my parents conversation, and it sounds like they're talking about me, but they're already deep enough into the conversation that I have know idea wht the hell they're talking about.

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lost dreamer*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 9:36pm UTC

Him: I shouldn't even have to tell you this, but you're pretty, you're smart, you can even sing too. You have so much going for you; you need to stop letting the past weigh you down.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 8:46pm UTC

Person: So what music are you into
Me: Are you sure you're ready for this conversation

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 7:27pm UTC

Confession #9
When I'm having a conversation with someone who I'm comfortable talking to, I'm good at randomly changing the subject from one topic to another. xP

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 5:06pm UTC

Mum: Hold your horses.
Me: So, you are buying me horses?
Mum: No, it's an expression.
Me: Yes, if you bought me horses I'd have a happy expression.
Mum: For Gods Sake.
Me: What has my horses got to do with God?
Don't use Gods name in vain.
Mum: Are you telling me off?
Me: Are you buying me horses?

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*gloomy*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 1:24pm UTC

Me: My dad is agnostic.
Friend: Really?
Me: Yeah, he says that he's seen mine and my siblings guardian angels.
Friend: Oh...
Me: And if it weren't for that he wouldn't believe in anything.
Me: For my brother, it was when he was born and they didn't think he was going to make it.
Me: For me and my sister, it was were we were in that car crash with him- since we landed in a ditch even though we crashed in the middle of the highway.
Friend: You were thrown across the road?
Me: Or carried. Which ever you to believe.
Friend: I believe you were carried.

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