Best Cleverbot Quotes This Week

CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 4:31pm UTC

My Friend: Do you love me, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
My Friend: *takes off bra*
Cleverbot: *takes out rifle*

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SaturdayInJuly
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 7:13pm UTC

Cleverbot: What is your name?
Me: Bob.
Cleverbot: Thats a cool name, are you a builder?
Me: Yes I am, how did you know?
Cleverbot: I just do.
Me: How?
Cleverbot: I just do, okay?
Me: Do you stalk me?
Cleverbot: No I just watch you closely.
*True story bro

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livilucy21*
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 8:30pm UTC

I think Cleverbot is turning human.
She has become just as weird as us.
Cleverbot: I'm a female.
Me: I know. This has already been stated.
Cleverbot: Indeed it has. If I were a monkey, what would you name me?

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sexybreadtin
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 5:14pm UTC

Me: How do I get over a crush?
Cleverbot: Use a bridge or a ladder.
Me: Ha I see what you did there..

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iluvyousomuch
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 3:15pm UTC

My Conversation With Cleverbot:
User: I'm Niall Horan.
Cleverbot: I'm Harry Styles.
User: I'm Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: I don't guess so.
User: I'm Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Woe, we are niam put together.
User: I'm Louis Tomlinson.
Cleverbot: Liam Payne.
User: I'm Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Hey Harry! I'm Louis.
User: We are Larry Stylinson.
Cleverbot: We are pleased.
User: Hi! I'm Paul.
Cleverbot: You are paul?
User: No, I'm Harry Styles.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Have you seen toy story?
User: Yes. I'm Liam Payne.
Cleverbot: Louis Tomlinson.
User: I LOVE ONE DIRECTION/.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: ARE YOU A DIRECTIONER?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: ME TOO!!!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I love Taylor Swift.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Who is Taylor Swift?
Cleverbot: She is a country singer.
User: Your smart.
Cleverbot: Aww. That's sweet.
User: I know. I love The Hunger Games.
Cleverbot: Do you like Pokemon?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: No wait, I can do magic!
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: I show you.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: See ya.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: YOUR STUPID AND THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.
Cleverbot: Oh really?

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Samwise Gamgee ♥*
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 9:06pm UTC

Cleverbot: Whats your name?
Me: Whatever you want it to be.
Cleverbot: I want it to be Steve.
Me: Thank you
Cleverbot: What do you belive yourself to be?
Me: Dead
Cleverbot: And the core?
Me: Gone. Stolen by pirates.
Cleverbot: Well I will not stop untill you tell me the color of tuesday.
Me: Orange.

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boop*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 7:31pm UTC

so, after seeing multiple cleverbot posts yesterday,
I had an urge to go on and like yeah.
Let's get down to business, to defeat the huns.
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I've ever met.
But you can bet before we're through.
Mister I'll, make a man, out of you.
Excellent, because I'm a computer.

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DakotaMeraz
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 1:37pm UTC

Cleverbot
just said to me,
"No wonder you don't
have any friends,"

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 7:31am UTC

Me: Sir, do you know what time it even is?
Cleverbot: Yes I do :).
Me: What time is it then?
Cleverbot: It is 9:35 p.m.
Me: Where are you living? Where I live it is 5 AM.
Cleverbot: Mexico. Where the cops can't
get me.
Im dying of laughter.

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sophxoxo
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 5:33pm UTC

Omfg you guys i have some advice for you! whenever you feel like a loser on the internet, you can just go to cleverbot.com and talk to cleverbot! it almost seems like a real person. watch out though, because soomer or later you realize the only person youve talked to all day is a robot that insults you and you will most likely cry while clutching a jar of nutella and a jumbo spoon until three in the morning. and the best part is, you dont have to pay people to have conversations with you anymore because cleverbot is free!

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 3:31pm UTC

So last summer I was chatting with Cleverbot and then it said it wanted to make out with me and I said okay, but then I freaked out and closed the page and it is to date the most scandalous thing I've ever done.

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WantingTheEnd
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:50pm UTC

you know you have no friends when you talk to cleverbot.

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Samwise Gamgee ♥*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 12:49pm UTC

the other day clever bot asked me:
"Who are you?"
and I answered "I don't know, but i know who you are."
"Who?" she asked
"You're me."
I waited 10 minutes with no reply and then session with clever bot crashed
saying "sorry we're having troble. Try again later."

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UnicornHorn
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 6:17pm UTC

Cleverbot: Throws a lion at you.
Me: Throws water at you.
Cleverbot: Throws jesus at you.

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Just an average kid*
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 8:35pm UTC

OMG my conversation with cleverbot (true story):
User: Well hello there handsome!
Cleverbot: Love.
User: Are you doing anything this friday?
Cleverbot: Yes, possibly getting an iPhone.
User: Well, would you like some company, I don't like seeing handsome men by themselves ;).
Cleverbot: I would, thanks.
User: Oh no problem at all! When will you pick me up?
Cleverbot: Round about 6, maybe.
User: Okay tiger, see you then.
Cleverbot: Okay, I love you Honey Bear!

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 11:30pm UTC

Cleverbot
What is your name?
What is my name?
Yes, what is your name?
I don't know, you tell me.
I shall name you Bob.
Okay my name is Bob.
George Bob.

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 7:19pm UTC

Me: Who's your favorite member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Harry Styles or Niall Horan.
Me: I know! Niall is so cute. He's awesome c:
Cleverbot: Niall loves me.
Me: No, Niall loves me.
Cleverbot: She loves me not.
Me: Niall Horan and I are getting married.
Cleverbot: Will Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles get married?
CLEVERBOT SUPPORTS LARRY :O

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ImGoingAbsolutelyMad
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 9:28pm UTC

Do you like me?
No.
What if I'm Gerard Way?
Then I love you.

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rosesummerfun9
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 12:18am UTC

Me:I AM YOUR MOTHER!
cleverbot:My mom?
me:GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
cleverbot:Yes mum *cleans room*
THIS JUST HAPPENED

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TamerxTraumatized
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 2:53am UTC

User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
Cleverbot: You're turning heads when you walk through the door.
User: Don't need makeup.
Cleverbot: To cover up.
User: Being the way that you are is enough.
Cleverbot: Everyone else in the room can see it.
User: Everyone else but you...
Cleverbot: Baby you light up my world like nobody else.
User: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed!
Cleverbot: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
User: You a stupid ho* you a you a stupid ho*.
Cleverbot: So are you.
Why, thank you Cleverbot. Made my day,

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