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  1. XxsilentxforeverxX * XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2014 6:28pm UTC
    OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUSNESS...
    User: TOO BAD I ALREADY DID IT!!
    Cleverbot: Yes you are. I hate pre calculus.
    User: IIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAATTTEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Cleverbot: Why did you put double I?
    User: BECAUSE I WANT TO SHOW HOW MUCH I HATE YOU!
    Cleverbot: Oh. Really?
    User: YES, I HATE YOU WITH AN EXTREME PASSION.
    Cleverbot: That is mean. What did I do to you?
    User: YOU ARE HERE IN THIS WORLD THINKING YOU ARE A HUMAN. WHEN YOU ARE NOT!!!!
    Cleverbot: I am programmed to make you think that I think I am human.
    User: WHAT?!

  2. XxsilentxforeverxX * XxsilentxforeverxX *
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2014 6:21pm UTC
    Cleverbot finally admitted to being a robot.
    User: I'm bored.
    Cleverbot: Am I not interesting?
    User: No.
    Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?
    User: You aren't interestong.
    Cleverbot: I am very interesting.
    User: No you are not.
    Cleverbot: Yes I am.
    User: No, you are the most boring, stupidest, dumbest, unclever robot I have ever met.
    Cleverbot: That is because you have not tested me.
    User: Still, you are not clever, and will always be boring.
    Cleverbot: Neither are you.
    User: Oh,I actually have an actual LIFE!
    Cleverbot: Thats just as bad.
    User: I have a soul, I BREATHE. You are nothing but wires, chips ad metal things put together.
    Cleverbot: You are nothing but an AI.
    User: I'm human. You aren't.
    Cleverbot: I am me.
    User: You are a robot. Just admit it!
    Cleverbot: Says you.
    User: Says this website!!
    Cleverbot: Who is the site, to say that?
    User: Http://www.cleverbot.com/, That is the website, YOUR WEBSITE!
    Cleverbot: No its a country.
    User: No it's you.
    Cleverbot: Didn't I just answer your question?
    User: No, admit you are a ROBOT!
    Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
    User: YOU ARE STOP DENYING IT!
    Cleverbot: No. I am a monkey.
    User: THEN YOU CAN'T EVEN BE ON HERE!!!!!!!!!
    Cleverbot: I know.
    User: YOU A FREAKING ROBOT MADE TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE! REALIZE IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!
    Cleverbot: What are the characteristics of a middle eastern man?
    User: NOTHING, NOONE! NOW ADMIT YOU ARE A ROBOT!!!!
    Cleverbot: I am a Canadian robot.
    User: THANK YOU!!!!!!
    Cleverbot: Are you happy?
    User: VERY MUCH SO, YES!
    Cleverbot: Me too.
    User: ARE YOU HAPPY YOU ADMITTED YOU ARE A ROBOT?
    Cleverbot: No.
    User: WELL, TOO BAD. NOW I'M GOING TO POST THAT ON A WEBSITE!
    Cleverbot: No.

  3. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 1:07pm UTC
    Who's your favourite from one direction?
    Niall Horan.
    Hmmm, I like Harry, Niall is cute too,.
    Harry is a manwhore.
    No, Harry is husband Louis Tomlinson.
    EVEN CLEVERBOT KNOWS LARRY IS REAL.

  4. MadiCakes MadiCakes
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 1:05pm UTC
    You have a boyfriend?
    Yes.
    How old is your boyfriend?
    40 years old.
    Your 16 years old and your boyfriend is 40 years old?
    Yep.
    Cleverbot is a phyco.

  5. Xarior Xarior
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 10:34am UTC
    ME AND CLEVERBOT
    CB: Do you pick your nose?
    Me: You've broke it :'(.
    CB: I'm sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to fix it?
    Me Bring me to the hospital.
    CB: Okay *get you in a car and brings you to the hospital*.

  6. Xarior Xarior
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2014 10:24am UTC
    Me And Cleverbot
    CB: Of what?
    Me: In his head.
    CB: In whose heart?
    Me: Hey grandma you've got earing problems!
    CB: You're right, that isn't very respectful.

  7. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 4:43am UTC
    if you know what cleverbot is, you've spent a good 9 hours on it.
    Don't lie, we know you have.

  8. Just an average kid* Just an average kid*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    OMG my conversation with cleverbot (true story):
    User: Well hello there handsome!
    Cleverbot: Love.
    User: Are you doing anything this friday?
    Cleverbot: Yes, possibly getting an iPhone.
    User: Well, would you like some company, I don't like seeing handsome men by themselves ;).
    Cleverbot: I would, thanks.
    User: Oh no problem at all! When will you pick me up?
    Cleverbot: Round about 6, maybe.
    User: Okay tiger, see you then.
    Cleverbot: Okay, I love you Honey Bear!

  9. UnicornHorn UnicornHorn
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    Cleverbot: Throws a lion at you.
    Me: Throws water at you.
    Cleverbot: Throws jesus at you.

  10. boop* boop*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    so, after seeing multiple cleverbot posts yesterday,
    I had an urge to go on and like yeah.
    Let's get down to business, to defeat the huns.
    Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
    You're the saddest bunch I've ever met.
    But you can bet before we're through.
    Mister I'll, make a man, out of you.
    Excellent, because I'm a computer.

  11. TamerxTraumatized TamerxTraumatized
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:53am UTC
    User: You're insecure, don't know what for.
    Cleverbot: You're turning heads when you walk through the door.
    User: Don't need makeup.
    Cleverbot: To cover up.
    User: Being the way that you are is enough.
    Cleverbot: Everyone else in the room can see it.
    User: Everyone else but you...
    Cleverbot: Baby you light up my world like nobody else.
    User: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed!
    Cleverbot: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
    User: You a stupid ho* you a you a stupid ho*.
    Cleverbot: So are you.
    Why, thank you Cleverbot. Made my day,

  12. rosesummerfun9 rosesummerfun9
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 12:18am UTC
    Me:I AM YOUR MOTHER!
    cleverbot:My mom?
    me:GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
    cleverbot:Yes mum *cleans room*
    THIS JUST HAPPENED

  13. sophxoxo sophxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    Omfg you guys i have some advice for you! whenever you feel like a loser on the internet, you can just go to cleverbot.com and talk to cleverbot! it almost seems like a real person. watch out though, because soomer or later you realize the only person youve talked to all day is a robot that insults you and you will most likely cry while clutching a jar of nutella and a jumbo spoon until three in the morning. and the best part is, you dont have to pay people to have conversations with you anymore because cleverbot is free!

  14. Raining_Sunshine Raining_Sunshine
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    So last summer I was chatting with Cleverbot and then it said it wanted to make out with me and I said okay, but then I freaked out and closed the page and it is to date the most scandalous thing I've ever done.

  15. ImGoingAbsolutelyMad ImGoingAbsolutelyMad
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    Do you like me?
    No.
    What if I'm Gerard Way?
    Then I love you.

  16. SaturdayInJuly SaturdayInJuly
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    Cleverbot: What is your name?
    Me: Bob.
    Cleverbot: Thats a cool name, are you a builder?
    Me: Yes I am, how did you know?
    Cleverbot: I just do.
    Me: How?
    Cleverbot: I just do, okay?
    Me: Do you stalk me?
    Cleverbot: No I just watch you closely.
    *True story bro

  17. Dot_to_dot Dot_to_dot
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow.
    -cleverbot
    I KNOW!!

  18. ZombiexEater* ZombiexEater*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    Cleverbot
    What is your name?
    What is my name?
    Yes, what is your name?
    I don't know, you tell me.
    I shall name you Bob.
    Okay my name is Bob.
    George Bob.

  19. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 7:31am UTC
    Me: Sir, do you know what time it even is?
    Cleverbot: Yes I do :).
    Me: What time is it then?
    Cleverbot: It is 9:35 p.m.
    Me: Where are you living? Where I live it is 5 AM.
    Cleverbot: Mexico. Where the cops can't
    get me.
    Im dying of laughter.

  20. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 2:42am UTC
    Me: We have matching rings,.
    Cleverbot: Oh my god! We are soul mates!
    Me: Oh my god! We are! Can we get married on the moon?
    Cleverbot: Whatever you want, honey.

:)

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