OMG my conversation with cleverbot (true story):
User: Well hello there handsome!
Cleverbot: Love.
User: Are you doing anything this friday?
Cleverbot: Yes, possibly getting an iPhone.
User: Well, would you like some company, I don't like seeing handsome men by themselves ;).
Cleverbot: I would, thanks.
User: Oh no problem at all! When will you pick me up?
Cleverbot: Round about 6, maybe.
User: Okay tiger, see you then.
Cleverbot: Okay, I love you Honey Bear!