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Member Since: 27 Sep 2013 01:13pm

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My name is Dakota. 13 years old, but who is counting anyway? My birthday is on the 7th of June. I am home schooled starting this year because of bullying, and I love it so far. I have a REALLY dirty mind, so beware of my weirdness. I like pie. Bye :3

UnicornHorn
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September 27, 2013 6:17pm UTC

Cleverbot: Throws a lion at you.
Me: Throws water at you.
Cleverbot: Throws jesus at you.

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UnicornHorn
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September 27, 2013 1:18pm UTC

Edger Allen Poe is so dirty.
Today I was in class reading one of his stories for an assighnment, and came across this,
"I put in a dark lantern, all closed, all closed, so that no light shone out, I trust in my head you would laugh to
see how cunningly i thrusted it in! I moved it slowly, so that I might not disturb the old mans sleep.
Lmao.
Loss for words.

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