Best Christmas Quotes Ever

BravoSierra
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December 25, 2013 10:44am UTC

A very merry Christmas
to soilders everywhere who can't be home.

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Breeze
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December 8, 2013 7:17pm UTC

Have yourself a
merry Christmas
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Format by Breeze

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xxcorinne95xx
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 1:04pm UTC

Do you know what I got for Christmas?
Fat.I got fat.

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 2:47pm UTC

i hope you wake up on christmas morning happy and i hope you are warm and i hope you had good dreams. i hope you get nice gifts and i hope you have hot chocolate. i hope snowflakes stick to your eyelashes and i hope you make the most beautiful snow angel. i hope that even though i will not be curled up with you on christmas morning that you are comfy and cozy and i hope you have a wonderful christmas

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 2:27pm UTC

The few days between Christmas and New Year’s Eve
are so weird they’re like holiday purgatory

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Breeze
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December 19, 2013 7:56pm UTC

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note saying "Toys not included".Bernard Manning
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chickittylover
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November 23, 2013 1:05pm UTC

Format chickittylover
Oh my goodness.
• I am in SUCH a good mood right now.
• I've discovered tons of new amazing songs.
• I feel pretty and I'm not even wearing makeup.
• It's snowing and the Christmas tree is up.
• I just realized how many friends I have that I love and they love me back.
Everything is wonderful. I'm so happy. ❅ ❅ ❅

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 12, 2013 4:50pm UTC

❄ Dashing through the snow,
get the f×ck out of my way,
I have a f×cking paper due
at the end of the day.❄
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Breeze

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 5:20am UTC

They judge me before they even know me.
That's why I'm better off alone.

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Breeze
posted a quote
December 15, 2013 6:45pm UTC

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whether or not it's your first witty christmas, merry christmas. i'm glad you're here.
Format by Breeze

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
December 28, 2013 8:17pm UTC

I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending like I don't exist.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 2:26pm UTC

Tips for running
faster:
1) Hot person
in front of you.
2) Creepy guy
behind you.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
December 25, 2013 1:53pm UTC

You: *Wakes up on Christmas*
You: *Unwraps naked band member*
You: *Gets your purple unicorn*
You: *Finds sense of purpose sitting under tree*
Merry Christmas Witty!!

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Amenah
posted a quote
December 20, 2013 1:13pm UTC

❅ My aunt died in January of '04. ❅
Each and ever year for Christmas, my grandpa goes to her grave site on Christmas Eve,
and puts a tiny christmas tree with lights and everything on it, and leaves it there
until the day after Christmas. He knows his daughter's here with him.
His undying love gives me hope.♥
(( ~ love gives me hope ))

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Breeze
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 7:20pm UTC

You guys should be happy to know...
I've been working on Christmas formats.
Format by Breeze

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Breeze
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 6:03pm UTC

christmas decorations are starting to show up all over the
place and you guys don't know how happy that makes meFormat by Breeze

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 5:11pm UTC

I like unusual people. They make me curious.

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