Best Cheating Quotes This Week

CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 7:43pm UTC

Someone asked me today why I only have a boyfriend.
I said "What do you mean only?"
She said "Well I thought bisexual is when you date a guy and a girl.
-_________________________________________________-
That is called cheating.

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 12:48pm UTC

How do people cheat like
I can't even get one person to kiss me let alone two

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
October 11, 2013 1:27pm UTC

She said she didn't believe in love.
He said he'd prove her wrong.
She found out he was right,
and it didn't take too long.
He said that he was in love with her.
She knew she loved him too.
She found him in someone else's bed
and realized his words weren't true.

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Jessica*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 8:17am UTC

I don't understand why people flirt in long distance relationships.
You're still in a relationship with someone, who you should love&care about.
Its still cheating.
Just because you think you can get anyway with it because him/her is a long
way away from you, doesn't mean its right.

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yeabuddy
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 10:29pm UTC

Gotta love that feeling...
of being cheated on ..

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MissAnna
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 2:04pm UTC

you could try to be
a bit more secretive - this isn't how TWO PEOPLE SHOULD LIVE
you take and take and i try to give but you're always on that negative - - - - - -
& i don't see no positive; we live in that zero;; in fact - next time you leave
THE HOUSE JUST » KEEP YOUR CELLPHONE NEAR YOU

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ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 9:36pm UTC

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You're my boyfriend,
of course I love you.
But....
The roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
I've heard you've been cheating,
So off with your head!
Wrote this myself ._.

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 8:42pm UTC

cheating is a choice,
and a mistake.

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oneofakinddanielle
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 3:09pm UTC

Don't expect your girl to play her role, when you have other girls auditioning for her part.

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Lethal*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 9:41am UTC

Am I being paranoid?
Am I seeing things?
Am I just insecure?

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requiem
posted a quote
November 3, 2014 8:36am UTC

YOU SHOULD'VE
SAID NO.

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 5:00pm UTC

A relationship is like a house.
If a light bulb isn't working, you fix it. You don't sell the house.
...unless the house is a cheating lying wh0re.

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greyskies
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 6:42am UTC

-----
Yahoo! Answers
Open question:
My wife has been cheating - what do I do?
After 9 years of what I presumed was a blissful marriage, I find it hasn't been so.
I feel so naive, that my fath in her destroyed and sabotaged.
The other night, we played Monopoly and found out that shes been miscounting her dice rolls.
Shocked and outraged at this, I confronted her about it, and she explained that she 'thought I knew and would just let her off'.
Apparently, shes been doing this every single game we've played from Ludo to Backgammon.
I ran to the kitchen and downed half my whiskey (this isn't unusual, it was a Monday) and told her that we should perhaps start seeing other people to play games.
I've since played Hangman with a bloke I met in the pub on Sunday, but it hasn't eased the pain.
Can anyone offer advice?
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I just saw this on the internet and fell off my chair.

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greyskies
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 2:48am UTC

S-L-U-T
A woman with the morals of a man.

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^_^*
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 1:07pm UTC

cheating is not an accident, an accident is when you fall off your bike, not when you accidentally fall into someone's pu$$Y.

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greyskies
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 10:21am UTC

Do you know why
people cheat and lie?
Because they know it's
easier
to get
forgiveness
than
permission.
format credit to Rajsonkar

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myboys
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 11:41pm UTC

ITS
ALWAYS
THE FÚCKING WANTED
ARIANA THAT WAS A STUPID MOVE OK I TOTALLY JUST LOST ALL RESPECT I HAD FOR YOU
AND THE VERY SMALL AMOUNT I HAD FOR THE WANTED
ESPECIALLY NATHAN
JAI HANG TIGHT BABE
REMEMBER
KARMAS A BÎTCH

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AllisStalkingLeprichaun
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 7:47am UTC

If you cheat on someone who is willing to do anything
For you, you actually cheated yourself out of true loyalty

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josie*
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 2:27pm UTC

cheating
is a choice not a mistake [x] [x] [x]

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KayleeAnn22
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 8:43pm UTC

I kinda feel bad for diets, i mean, everyone's constantly cheating on them.

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