Best Calories Quotes This Month

kerioki
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 4:04pm UTC

One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder the players are so dang skinny.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

BreeeFayy*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 10:49pm UTC

Facts #3
Polar bears are left handed
fave for series?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

BreeeFayy*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 10:46pm UTC

Facts #2
Elephants are the only mamals that can't jump
fave for series?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

Michelle*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 10:26am UTC

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel!
Anyone with me on this?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

BreeeFayy*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 10:52pm UTC

Facts #4
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
fave for series?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

BreeeFayy*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 10:44pm UTC

Facts #1
Banging your head against a wall used 150 calories an hour
fave for series?

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 11:18pm UTC

Well now I'm pretty much crying because I found out that this mac and cheese is a lot of calories... probably like 3,000 or so. Thats too much for me to handle....
It's like I just need to restrict everything for at least a week.
Too. Many. Calories.
Even 700 is too much.
but
3,700?
3,700.
calories.
i think i'm gonna puke.
that's disgusting
i'm disgusting.
how could i possibly let myself eat this much??
I need to stop.
I need to be thin.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 4 points

cocopuffs
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 8:24pm UTC

I don't get why people put the calories on junk food.
I'm still gonna eat it anyway.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 9:34pm UTC

does anyone know how many calories an hour of shopping burns please i'd really like to know

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

ithinkyoureperfectluv
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 7:43pm UTC

and now i have to deal with feeling like crap because I ate too much
...oh great

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

wordynerdy
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 8:21am UTC

Kissing for one minute burns 26 calories. So, I do want to loose some weight....

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points

NEM0
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 7:12pm UTC

The hardest thing for me is letting myself digest food.
Letting all those calories seep into my bloodstream. Letting my belly inflate and weight increase. The fat and carbs and sodium and sugar infest my insides.
Its so hard to allow myself to digest food. It's so easy to go into the bathroom and simply shove a finger down my throat. Seeing all my sugary, fatty, calorie enemies flow down the drain. Keeping myself empty and clean.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 1 point

Witty Profiles

Best Calories Quotes This Month