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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 1:38am UTC
    exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burned them

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 2:01pm UTC
    how many calories does changing your layout burn

  3. *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 10:30pm UTC
    So like, I work at McDonald's, and I swear everytime I walk in I
    can just feel the calories being absorbed into my skin from the air.

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    ***Before anyone reads this I just want to
    say that I don't think anyone that doesn't
    want to lose weight, should lose weight.
    All that matters is if you're happy with
    yourself, and if you're not and you want
    to change it and you're ready to, then
    it's your choice- just do it healthy,
    because if you treat your body like
    s.hit, you'll regret it in the long run.***
    Awhile back there was a quote
    giving tips on weight-loss, and I
    was overall shocked at how many
    bad tips there were, and how many
    people were interested in using them
    to lose a few pounds. So, let me correct
    a few errors:
    First off, I just want to say only try to
    lose weight if it's for you. Don't do it to
    please someone else, it'll just make you
    hate every second of it; which could back-fire.
    Also, it is hard work, you're not going to get
    instant gratification, which will make you
    hate it even more if it isn't for yourself.
    Secondly, the quote suggested to only eat
    a little over 1,000 calories a day to lose 4lbs
    (in a week, I believe they said.) That is not
    only a bad idea, but also not true. Most
    weightloss "coaches" will refuse to
    suggest a lower calorie in-take than 1,200,
    and even then you'll approximately lose
    2lbs every 2 weeks. However, that doesn't
    mean you will lose anything. Having a dramatic
    decrease in calories can make your body
    go into starvation mode, which can result
    in gaining weight in the long run. So, if you
    choose to stick with 1,200 calories (which
    again is the MINIMUM typically suggested),
    be sure to give yourself a cheat-day once a
    week or once every other week. If you do
    give yourself a cheat-day, it is best to do it
    at the beginning of the week, so you have
    the rest of the week to to shrink back
    down before you weigh-in.
    Third, they said you should not work-out
    if you only eat -however many calories they
    suggested.- That is wrong. You can work-out,
    walk, play sports, whatever- as long as you
    eat back the calories you burn, or most of them.
    There's websites and apps that can give you
    a rough estimation, or if you don't mind paying
    the money and want a more accurate way to
    tell, you can always get a heart rate monitor watch.
    There's people who live pretty active lives and
    still want to lose some weight, and they shouldn't
    be excpected to give that up.
    Fourth, I'm not sure if this was on the quote or
    not, but it's always (falsely) recommended that you
    do not eat sweets, such as chocolate. This is also
    wrong. If you want a candy bar, you better get your
    sweet a.ss a candy bar because the more you put
    off eating something you're craving, thinking "no,
    I can't, I'm trying to lose weight", the more likely
    you'll end up binging on it later- resulting in more
    weight gain that if you would have just gotten your
    freak on with that snickers.
    Fifth, again not on the quote I don't believe but
    don't live your life by the ridiculous saying;
    "a moment on the lips, forever on the hips."
    You might not want to spend all your calories
    everyday on nothing but chips or icecream,
    but you're allowed to treat yourself. Either
    save you some calories to be able to splurge
    on something delicious, or save it for a cheat-day.
    & ultimately, what can be put-on can be worked-off.
    If you eat all your calories, and you want a soda
    or icecream, work for it (or just have it because
    one day of going over will not f.uck you for the rest
    of the week.)
    Okay, I'm realizing this is turning into my own
    tips, which I didn't really want to do, so I'm
    going to stop. But I'm just going to add as a
    general rule, you should only weigh yourself
    once a week (every sunday is good) or longer
    (because everyday can be a very bad idea),
    and in the morning (after you go to the bathroom
    but before you eat.) Also, it is best if you stop
    eating at a certain time so when you wake up
    and weigh yourself, the food you last ate will be
    digested enough to not make you seem heavier
    than you really are- I don't do this personally
    because I'm really inconsistent with when I
    sleep, but my sister stops eating at 7 (she also
    followed/follows the tips above, and it took a while,
    but she lost 90lbs.)

  5. ithinkyoureperfectluv ithinkyoureperfectluv
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    and now i have to deal with feeling like crap because I ate too much
    ...oh great

  6. kerioki kerioki
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder the players are so dang skinny.

  7. Michelle* Michelle*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 10:26am UTC
    If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel!
    Anyone with me on this?

  8. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 1:34am UTC
    Me: How come popcorn has more
    calories popped than not popped?
    Sister: What?
    Me: I'm just saying it makes no sense.
    It's the same amount of butter and
    kernals, it's just popped; so how can
    it have more calories?
    Sister: I don't know.
    Sister: Is that a question that keeps
    you awake at night?
    Me: Actually, yes.
    Sister: Wow.

  9. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    Completely exhausted from working out but i have to do more i need to burn more calories. i have to.

  10. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    I'm so hungry so I reach for food then I remember calories exist.

  11. Pluto* Pluto*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    "Burn, baby, burn,"
    I say to my calories as I walk towards the fridge.

  12. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 11:18pm UTC
    Well now I'm pretty much crying because I found out that this mac and cheese is a lot of calories... probably like 3,000 or so. Thats too much for me to handle....
    It's like I just need to restrict everything for at least a week.
    Too. Many. Calories.
    Even 700 is too much.
    but
    3,700?
    3,700.
    calories.
    i think i'm gonna puke.
    that's disgusting
    i'm disgusting.
    how could i possibly let myself eat this much??
    I need to stop.
    I need to be thin.

  13. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    does anyone know how many calories an hour of shopping burns please i'd really like to know

  14. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:59pm UTC
    Pardon me,
    sir gangster? Your trousers are descending.

  15. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    One minute of kissing
    burns 26 calories. No wonder those sl.uts are so skinny.

  16. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    780 calories
    or
    160 calories?
    i cant makr decisions ugh.

  17. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    Facts #4
    111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
    fave for series?

  18. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    Facts #3
    Polar bears are left handed
    fave for series?

  19. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    Facts #2
    Elephants are the only mamals that can't jump
    fave for series?

  20. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 10:44pm UTC
    Facts #1
    Banging your head against a wall used 150 calories an hour
    fave for series?

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