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kerioki

Status: Witty and Pretty

Member Since: 16 Oct 2011 04:26pm

Last Seen: 21 Jan 2014 01:40pm

Gender: F

user id: 227929

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  1. kerioki kerioki
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    FUN FACT:
    America sent a man to the moon before they thought
    of wheels on suitcases.

  2. kerioki kerioki
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    One minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder the players are so dang skinny.

  3. kerioki kerioki
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    You know those commerials for law firms that start:
    "If you or a loved one have suffered death..."
    I crack up.

  4. kerioki kerioki
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    GlitterGalaxy
    Chapter One
    New York,Earth
    Carmanice
    Carmanice pulled back on the handles. She sweat from the pressure. The ship would be lost in Space, and there was nothing she could do to stop. But like any advanced captain, she had hope. She had already evacuated the ship. Her husband went with them, along with her son. The five year journey through space was done. The Junion's had shot unexpententley, and had exploded through 71 missles. The ship got sucked into the black hole, and she was done for. Carmandice shot up. She awoken from her nightmare. She was a senior at S.T.A.R Control Center University. The Star, Time,And Radio Galaxies Control Center were the controllers of all the powerfulls: Supernovas, Time travel/warping, and the extremely powerful Radio Galaxies. But they controlled other things too. Planets use of resources, wars, and other things that happen in Space. She was a senior in New York, and was soon to control her own ship, The U.S.S Kennedy in honor of the past president. Tommorrow she would receieve the graduating pin and become the captain. But she had worst things on her mind. Way worse.

  5. kerioki kerioki
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 11:22am UTC
    Like if you think there should be a witty app where they generate a random quote for you.

  6. kerioki kerioki
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 11:01am UTC
    "As long as you know men are like children, you know everything"
    -Coco Chanel

  7. kerioki kerioki
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    I know who you are. You are a teenage girl(anywhere from 11-18) and sit her reading these qoutes, trying to feel better because you're friends can be real b!tches. You hace a scrunchy on one hand, sweatpants, and the forbidden spongebob shirt. You have your brotheres laptop on you're lap, forgetting who you are and living in the moment.

  8. kerioki kerioki
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    Sitting here, eating
    ice cream, reading
    qoutes. It is the best
    summer yet.

  9. kerioki kerioki
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 11:31am UTC
    1.) What is your name? Kerry
    2.) Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name? Very
    3.) What do you plan to buy in the future? A fashion studio in New York.
    4.) Where did you get the underwear you are currently wearing? target
    5.) How many pairs of Converse do you own? 1
    6.) Who is your favorite “That ’70s Show” character?Jackie
    7.) There is a mummy standing behind you. What do you do?Use my flamethrower
    8.) What do you think of Miley Cyrus? Perv
    9.) Do you tend to think that you are always right? I like to be right, and i think it sometimes
    10.) Top Five Favorite Songs: 1.We R Who We R2.If I Were a Boy 3. Firework(ochrestra version) 4. Bad Romance 5.Call Me Maybe
    11.) What was your favorite toy as a child? My Huge stuffed Texas Longhorn (Texie)
    12.) Have you thought more about your funeral, or your wedding? My wedding
    13.) Dinosaurs or Unicorns? Unicorns!
    14.) What is your favorite musical? Grease
    15.) You need new jeans. Where do you go? Abercrombie
    16.) Do you play the Sims 2? I play Sims on my iPad...
    17.) Do you think this is boring? No
    18.) What do you think of Maroon 5? The songs are ok, they are ugly.
    19.) What about Coldplay? Whos coldplay? I'm a modern kid.
    20.) Fall Out Boy? Huh?
    21.) Katy Perry? HELLA YEAH!
    22.) How about The All-American Rejects? Meh,
    23.) Have you ever snuck into an R-rated movie when you weren’t old enough to see it without parents? Shh. This is our secret.
    24.) The Wii or Xbox 360? Wii times 10.
    25.) Team Demi/Selena or Team Miley? Demi/Selena
    26.) Do you know many Emily’s? 5
    27.) What do you think of the Jonas Brothers?Outdated
    28.) Have you ever slept in a tent, indoors or out? Both!
    29.) What is your favorite kind of Girlscout cookie? Thin Mints!
    30.) Do you enjoy surveys? I'll put up with them if there boring, unlike this one. I will do any of these.
    31.) What do you hear at the moment? Dixon Cider by Smosh
    32.) Why do you think so many people love myspace? I don't like them. GO WITTY
    33.) What do you think of people who do illegal drugs? They need help. Real help.
    34.) Do you watch the Olympics? Who doesn't?
    35.) What are your top five favorite stores? Abercrombie, Aeropostle, Target, Bath and Body Works, and Lulus.
    36.) Do you like the new Weezer album? Whos Weezer?
    37.) What did you think of Panic at the Disco taking out the exclamation point in their name? Who?
    38.) What is the worst job you have ever had? Cleaning the bathroom.Shivers.
    39.) Have you ever been to Minnesota? No
    40.) What is the strangest thing you’ve ever seen on TV? I can't think of it right now, and I'd prefer not to.
    41.) Do you watch informercials when there is nothing on? No, I go onto Youtube.
    42.) What is your favorite Disney Show? I hate Disney, but does old Mickey Mouse count?
    43.) Have you ever seen the Wedding Singer? Yes.
    44.) Describe your crush. Perfection.
    45.) Have you ever gone camping? Yes, unfortunally.
    46.) What do you miss most about elementary school? I am in Elementry.
    47.) What do you do when you want to fill out a survey, but none of your friends have posted surveys that you have not taken yet? Google
    48.) What is your favorite kind of DQ Blizzard? Oreo(yum)
    49.) Has anything funny ever happened to you while in Wendy’s? A man panced his wife and she screamed.
    50.) what do you think of McDonalds? OH MY GOD SO GOOD YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. kerioki kerioki
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 10:29am UTC
    I AM __________.
    Respond in comments.

  11. kerioki kerioki
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    You know how you know you'e gonna lose,
    BUT YOU KEEP GOING?????
    you have confidence, that's why.

  12. kerioki kerioki
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    So what, she's pre tt ty.
    you are t oo.

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