1: Call Wal mart or any other store with a public restroom.
2: Tell them you are stuck in the bathroom and need toilet paper.
3: Hang up
4: Call back
5: Start freaking out saying your feces is all over you, etc
6: If they ask who you are, guys say you are in the girls bathroom because there was a guy doin bad things in the boys bathroom, girls say you're in the boys bathroom sitting in the urinal.
7: Hang up
8: call back again say that everyone was being rude
9: fart or make a farting noise in the phone
10: Scream in the phone that its all over its all over the floor and your clothes and everything else.
11: Hang up
12: Call back and say that you called the wrong store
13: call another store repeat steps.