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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2016 12:46am UTC
    ever since I got out of the abusive relationship I was in, I was pretty consistent about what all happened. the guy? his story changes depending on who asks him what happened. and I'm the one called a liar.

  2. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2014 4:54pm UTC
    You stopped calling to say goodnight, so I stopped sleeping.

  3. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 3:31pm UTC
    Sorry for calling you a bïtch.
    Thought you already knew.

  4. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    XD PEOPLE KEEP CALLING ME ALEX!
    IT'S ALEXIS, NOT ALEX XD! i dont mind
    though, I like the name Alex, its SOOOO
    pretty and suits me!

  5. Hamida* Hamida*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 10:19pm UTC
    Calling her g@y wont make you straight
    Calling her fat wont make you skinney
    Calling her ugly wont make you pretty
    Calling her dumb/stupid wont make you smarter
    Calling her weird wont make you not weird
    - Hamida11

  6. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 12:40am UTC
    1: Call Wal mart or any other store with a public restroom.
    2: Tell them you are stuck in the bathroom and need toilet paper.
    3: Hang up
    4: Call back
    5: Start freaking out saying your feces is all over you, etc
    6: If they ask who you are, guys say you are in the girls bathroom because there was a guy doin bad things in the boys bathroom, girls say you're in the boys bathroom sitting in the urinal.
    7: Hang up
    8: call back again say that everyone was being rude
    9: fart or make a farting noise in the phone
    10: Scream in the phone that its all over its all over the floor and your clothes and everything else.
    11: Hang up
    12: Call back and say that you called the wrong store
    13: call another store repeat steps.

  7. NightSparklez NightSparklez
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 11:44pm UTC
    stop calling yourself ugly.

  8. broadwayduhh broadwayduhh
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    If I screamed for your name would you come running?

  9. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    Drake: "Are you calling me a liar?"
    Josh: "I'm not calling you a truther!"

  10. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    Is that a phone
    in your back pocket?
    Because that a.s.s is calling me.
    [♥]

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