Best Butt Quotes This Month

Mandypandy
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October 6, 2014 12:14pm UTC

How come nowadays the top quotes are barely 1 fave and a few years ago they went up to about 500 faves?? Where is everyone with the good quotes?? Help Steve!!!

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Madi_Cook
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December 13, 2013 9:21pm UTC

The "&" symbol looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground...

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Jadialynn
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April 14, 2013 10:33pm UTC

me: *squats to pick food up off the floor*
me: jeez do i have a good butt yet

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Ralph*
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April 18, 2013 8:45pm UTC

May your days be filled
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|||||||||| With happiness that includes cute butts and tater tots. ♥

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Anonymous_Nicole*
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March 21, 2013 3:09pm UTC

I think they should just give me my own chair in lunch detention, I seem to be getting it regularly. So hey why not honor my time in there?

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SarahAnne_
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September 29, 2014 2:12pm UTC

I love you with all my butt.
I'd say my heart...
But my butt is
BIGGER
♥

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tiredofbeinginvisible7
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 9:10pm UTC

Disappointment.
The realization that you don't have a butt.
Like it's all cute and small but I don't have the good butt I always believed I did.
:(

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24601*
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October 27, 2013 12:28am UTC

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Well apparently, Nemo would touch the butt.

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~Spoken Silence~*
posted a quote
February 4, 2014 5:08pm UTC

My butt hurts... thank you to everyone who slaped my butt at lunch today...thank you XD

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Funfunfunisfun
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 10:26pm UTC

This is going to sound odd
I sprained my butt
it hurts
oh gosh
x

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Fading.From.Reality*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 12:29pm UTC

:*( Y )
does anyone else have that one
butt kisser in their class?

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daisybug2000
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April 8, 2013 8:48pm UTC

Awakwadly touching someone's butt by accident,
Happens All the
Fcking time
\(O_O)/

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ownschool
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 2:20am UTC

Smile and strut
or Stay and kick butt

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AEleanore
posted a quote
March 5, 2013 9:20pm UTC

Have the courage to touch the butt

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Tears_Of_Ash
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 11:18am UTC

Touch my butt don't
touch my food.

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Iwannacookie2304
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 1:10pm UTC

Stranger: *Calls me* I'm watching you
Me: Oh really?
Stranger: Uhhh.......... you're walking down the street.
Me: Oh really, what do you think of my sexy a$$?
Stranger: Uh, It's nice!
Me: I KNOW YOU'RE LYING! I HAVE A HORRIBLE BUTT!

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