Broccoli Quotes

100
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August 27, 2014 4:03am UTC

The local supermarket is out of brocolli,
Locolli
BADDUMTSS ;)

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Fat Amy*
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April 1, 2014 11:45pm UTC

There was a broccoli and an olive on top of the table. The broccoli pushed the olive off the table. He felt bad and yelled to the olive "Are you okay?" And the olive said "Yeah. Olive"

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*silvergirl*
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March 20, 2014 8:20pm UTC

So today this girl at my school found out that she was pregnat and as she was crying her boyfriend was laughing and saying "can we name it Broccoli"
Broccoli
BROccoli
BROCCOLI
"YES HELLO THIS IS MY CHILD BROCCOLI"

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Fat Amy*
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February 6, 2014 8:16pm UTC

There was a broccoli and an olive on top of the table. The broccoli pushed the olive off the table. The broccoli felt bad and yelled to the olive, "Hey, are you okay?" and the olive said, "Yeah, olive".

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KeepFighting
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November 5, 2013 3:37pm UTC

BROCCOLI FÚCK.

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MissF2F2F2
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October 26, 2013 10:39am UTC

girl: haha, yeah, this is my natural tan! ikr.
me: b.tch, you're about as naturally orange as a broccoli.

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lovemebitch
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September 4, 2013 8:45pm UTC

*cute boy texts me for the first time in a month* *accidentally texts cute boy picture of broccoli*

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glitter162*
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August 14, 2013 3:13pm UTC

Broccoli: I look like a tree!
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Change the topic

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Iwannacookie2304
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 3:03am UTC

Mum: C'mon Mia eat your
broccoli.
Mia: *Stares at her Blankly* Stop
trying to make 'broccoli' happen.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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mgs_unicorn_ninja
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February 26, 2013 12:18pm UTC

I wasn't that drunk last night!
Dude, you climbed to the top of a tree and said "Look at how big this piece of broccoli is!"

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cupcake_lover88
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February 15, 2013 12:33pm UTC

An old woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City Office Building. A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator and smelling like expensive perfume turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!" The next young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, bends over, and lets out a most foul-smelling fart. She leaves the stunned women in a cloud of funk, saying "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."

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kaaarolcia
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January 29, 2013 2:10pm UTC

broccoli: i hate when people call me green cauliflower

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