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mgs_unicorn_ninja

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Member Since: 17 Feb 2013 06:54pm

Last Seen: 29 May 2014 07:57pm

Gender: F

user id: 350567

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I LOVE unicorns!!!

My dream is to take a vacation to Bora Bora with two of my friends

I love algebra and pretty much any type of math except geometry.

My favorite book is The Hunger Games

My favorite movie is Rent (a musical) (not the broadway version but the movie version)

My favorite actor is Tom Cruise (and theres always Josh Hutcherson too)
and just for the record
I dont like One Direction. 
Play baritone!  
POTATOES!

Favorite color: BLUE



Dr.Who=MY LIFE


  1. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 8:06pm UTC
    If I lose everything in the fire, I'm sending all my love to you.
    -Last Night On Earth, Green Day

  2. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
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    May 29, 2014 8:00pm UTC
    I'm always a work in progress

  3. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    The creators of Charlie The Unicorn?
    Yup.
    They were high.

  4. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you need to walk by again?
    -Kyle McLane

  5. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
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    February 26, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    I wasn't that drunk last night!
    Dude, you climbed to the top of a tree and said "Look at how big this piece of broccoli is!"

  6. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
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    February 26, 2013 12:16pm UTC
    Nemo's my btch.
    Jelous much?

  7. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
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    February 26, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    I mustache you a question.
    But I'll shave it for later ;)

  8. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
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    February 26, 2013 12:09pm UTC
    No, he only died a little.

  9. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
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    February 26, 2013 12:07pm UTC
    P. Sherman
    42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

  10. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 12:04pm UTC
    Surley it was a good way to die, in the place of someone else, someone I loved.
    Noble, even.
    That ought to count for something.
    -Twilight

  11. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
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    February 26, 2013 12:02pm UTC
    Apperently being tackled by a fat guy on a basketball court hurts just about as much as it sounds.

  12. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
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    February 26, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    MERRY CHRISTMAS AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!
    Wait...... That cant be right......

  13. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
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    February 26, 2013 11:58am UTC
    Teenage boys only get girlfriends to brag to other boys and to say they have a girlfriend.

  14. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
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    February 26, 2013 11:56am UTC
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  15. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 11:54am UTC
    *cough* forever alone

  16. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
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    February 26, 2013 11:51am UTC
    Me: LOL I'm watching a movie and there are alot of guns, expolosions, and dead people!
    Him: THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN AWESOME MOVIE!!!!

  17. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
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    February 18, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    A college English teacher was pacing around the front of the room, saying, "Now, class, as you all know theree will be a test tomorrow and I am expecting a full class. there will be no excuses for lateness, although I may consider illness, a death in your immediate family, or a serious personal injury, but that is all."
    A student rasies his hand and asks, "What if we're still recovering from extreme sexual pleasure?"
    The teacher strutted gallantly over to his desk and said, "Then I guess you'll have to write the exam with your other hand."

  18. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
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    February 18, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    one minute of kissing burns 26 calories.
    No wonder all those slnts are so frickin' skinny.

  19. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
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    February 18, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    Im not a p**sy.
    Youre just an a**hole.

  20. mgs_unicorn_ninja mgs_unicorn_ninja
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    meaning of the name
    Catie- "pure"

:)

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