Bra Quotes

TheCovertComic
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September 29, 2023 9:40pm UTC

Every bra is a sports bra - the only difference is the sport.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
August 30, 2014 5:43pm UTC

So the other day we had a sub and she was bra shopping during class.

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cubs12321
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August 7, 2014 2:15pm UTC

Dear 7 year old girls, stop trying to look sexy at the beach! You can't wear a 34b to the beach if your not even a 24AA! Am I right?!

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GlowingScars
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May 15, 2014 5:11pm UTC

"Your bra strap is showing" you say
children begin to scream
tears r streaming down my face
my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats
no one can ever know I wear a bra

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Vinita*
posted a quote
May 14, 2014 7:45pm UTC

B*tches be like:
*shoves Big Mac in bra*

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zimchim*
posted a quote
May 11, 2014 4:59pm UTC

every girl
has that
one bra
that makes
everything
okay.

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1mrsseguin9
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March 8, 2014 2:53pm UTC

The difference between being straight and being gay is the same thing as the difference between bras and bikini tops. Everyone knows they exist, but only one is acceptable in public.

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mtndewhm*
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January 27, 2014 8:01pm UTC

I have a male friend who's really good at guessing bra sizes
in my group of friends he got 4/5 of us right.

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capsized*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 3:46am UTC

"i can see your bra"
good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
December 23, 2013 9:31pm UTC

*shopping*
me: oh, this is a cute bra that
no one will ever see me in.

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Serendipity *
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December 2, 2013 2:11pm UTC

''Put your shirt properly, I can see your bra strap.''
Because that's a total secret eh?
Secret boobs
Secret bra
Secret....

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*_*
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 8:36pm UTC

•••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Real talk.
how often are you ment to change your bra
••••••••••••••••••••••••••

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 8:33pm UTC

You know you truly don't care when you don't wear a bra to school.

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Niichole
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 11:05pm UTC

Me: Hey, mom, where is my blue bra?
Mom: I have no clue.
Brother: I have it.
Me: Why do you have my bra you sh*t?
Brother: BECAUSE F*CK YOU THAT'S WHY!
Me: Oh okay

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dolph*
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September 28, 2013 4:52am UTC

"your bra strap is showing" you say
children begin to scream tears are streaming down my face
my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats
no one can ever know i wear a bra

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JasmineJuliette
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September 7, 2013 6:16pm UTC

Why are bra's are so expensive? I mean, I didn't choose the boob life...it chose me.

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DakkyDukky
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 10:43am UTC

'Your bra strap is showing' you say
children begin to scream
tears are streaming down my face
my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats
No one can ever know I wear a bra

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unbearable
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August 23, 2013 1:21pm UTC

"I can sort of see your bra through your shirt"
oh no now everyone knows that I, a 14 year old female, wear a bra.

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cherrycarey96
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 6:44pm UTC

That upsetting moment when your favorite bra no longer fits

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Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 11:28am UTC

Oh yes I love it when I'm walking back from the fitting room with a bra and I see someone I know!

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