Best Bleh Quotes This Month

ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 7:22pm UTC

Dear Everyone,
I know I'm a mess. Please don't give up on me.

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AgainstNoOne
posted a quote
September 10, 2014 4:06pm UTC

~Ordering Pizza~
Worker: It will be a 30-45
minute wait
Me : I did my waiting!
Worker: ?
M e : 12 years of it!
Worker: *Starts Laughing*
Me: In Azkaban!

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
February 11, 2014 9:09pm UTC

I'm so tired of being the ugly one.

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jacijo16
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 5:10pm UTC

It's funny how one person can ruin your whole day.

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askingfuckingalexandria
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 6:24pm UTC

You shouldn't miss people who don't miss you, right?

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Amenah
posted a quote
April 8, 2014 12:39am UTC

I hate it when
you put so much effort into writing someone a text or an email or a letter,
and they don't bother read it or reply to it. Do you have any idea how
much of my heart went into that? It took me hours to find the right words
for how I feel, and your just going to throw it away without a fuucking glance?
...Is that all my emotions mean to you?

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AgainstNoOne
posted a quote
August 1, 2014 2:02am UTC

My reaction when I meet someone
with the same name as me.

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askingfuckingalexandria
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 2:08pm UTC

I'm not ashamed of my scars, I'm ashamed of the world for not understanding.

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AgainstNoOne
posted a quote
May 18, 2014 5:49pm UTC

Lets be honest here people!
Boxers with Hearts on them
Are Extrememly Manly

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Vinita*
posted a quote
June 12, 2014 3:45pm UTC

Trigonometry?
Ha.
No.
I'm not that Asian.

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e*
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 8:18am UTC

I don't understand
why some snacks
are called "Fun-Sized",
there's nothing "fun"
about having a
smaller portion of food.

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e*
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 9:57am UTC

If my alarm is set
for 6:00 and
you wake me up
at 5:56
PREPARE
TO
DIE.

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raquelpoo
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 2:37pm UTC

Why do I feel so sad.

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AgainstNoOne
posted a quote
October 4, 2014 1:23pm UTC

I don't know why...
But I feel like I'm violating my dentist when I accidentally lick their fingers...

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Shanaynor
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 6:41am UTC

Whenever someone is laughing and/or speaking a different language in the same room as me, I automatically assume they are talking about me.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 9:35pm UTC

Comment me a number!*Stolen! (: *
1. Tell me about your ex
2. Drunken story time.. GO
3. A secret you haven't told many people
4. A fact about the last person you kissed
5. Favorite TV show
6. What your last recieved text message says
7. What last made you laugh until you cried
8. List of concerts you've attended
9. Your Christmas List
10. What you're wearing
11. Favorite song
12. How you met the person you fell hardest for
13. Favorite memory of this past summer
14. Craziest thing you've ever done
15. Jewelry that you're wearing
16. Turn ons
17. Last awkward situation you were in
18. Quote you live by
19. A story about you and your best friend
20. Opinion of age difference in relationships
21. How you feel right now
22. Lyrics to your favorite song
23. Ever been cheated on?
24. Opinion on Cheating
25. First 10 songs to play on you shuffly
26. Number of people you slept with
27. Best Friend on Witty
28. Cutest thing anyone's done for you
29. Most traumatic experience
30. Smoke weed?

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The Quiet*
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 1:13pm UTC

" hahahahahaha"
was it really that funny?

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Vinita*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 1:49pm UTC

Rain Rain
go away
some again
on a summer day

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*•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 12:51pm UTC

I PMS pretty much the entire month

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AgainstNoOne
posted a quote
October 14, 2014 6:13pm UTC

When I'm waiting in a long line, all I want to do is start a conga line.

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