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  1. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 4:28am UTC
    plot twist: witty is overpopulated.

  2. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    I don't go crazy. I am crazy.
    I just go normal
    from time to
    time.

  3. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2014 4:12pm UTC
    Only a fool
    trips on what
    Is behind him.

  4. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    Does anyone else find it
    frustrating
    When there's this guy and he's fun and nice and cool.
    But it's impossible to get his undivided attention.
    Everytime you talk to him you get intterrupted by some other person and it just so ughhhh.

  5. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2014 12:16am UTC
    ohana means family and family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you

  6. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    MOST PEOPLE NOTICE THE
    THINGS YOU DO UNTIL YOU STOP
    DOING THEM.

  7. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2014 4:58pm UTC
    "Why are you sad?"
    "Because you speak to me in words,
    and i look at you with feelings."

  8. Olisbabe * Olisbabe *
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    The worst feeling in the world is knowing you did the best you could, and it still wasn't good enough.
    NMQ

  9. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 5:17pm UTC
    SOMETIMES I THINK I'M OKAY,
    but most of the time i'm not.

  10. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    What sucks is
    when you aren't athletic,
    and you have p.e with a class of people who are and are extremely
    enthusiastic about sports and take it way too sersiously, and you're just there.

  11. Loopy23 Loopy23
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    You don't realise that when you're talking to me the things that are going through my head.
    You don't realise when you talk to me the tears are running down my face.
    You don't realise that I am broken & you'll never be able to fix me.

  12. *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•* *•°¯`••songbird••´¯°•*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    Me : Mom, I feel kinda sick
    Mom : You'll feel better when you get to school
    Me : Mom, my stomach hurts
    Mom : You'll feel better when you get to school
    Me : Mom, i feel dizzy
    Mom : You'll feel better when you get to school
    Me : Mom, I think i'm gonna pass out
    Mom : You'll feel better when you get to school
    Me : Mom, i think i'm dying
    Mom : You'll feel better when you get to school
    Me : Mom, i'm dead
    Mom : You'll feel better when you get to school

  13. askingfuckingalexandria askingfuckingalexandria
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    I'm sorry.
    Dear Parents~ I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment. I'm sorry I can't get good enough grades. I'm sorry I don't live up to your expectations.
    Dear Friends~ I'm sorry I can't keep up a long term relationship with any of you. I'm sorry we lose connection after a while. I'm sorry I never stayed.
    Dear people at my school~ I'm sorry I'm weird. I'm sorry I don't fit in. I'm sorry I don't look pretty like all of you.
    Dear me~ I'm sorry I was ever born. I'm sorry I hurt you. I'm sorry I put you down. I'm sorry I made you miserable.
    So sorry.

  14. e* e*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2013 8:38am UTC
    Waiting until your
    parents are
    in a good mood
    so you can ask them
    for
    something.

  15. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    I can honestly say
    you've been on my mind since i woke up today.
    I look at our photograph all the time.
    These memories come back to life.
    And i don't mind.
    I remember when we kissed, I still feel it on my lips.
    The time that you danced with me with no music playing.
    I remember the simple things, i remember till i cry.
    But the one thing i wish i forget,
    the memory i wanna forget is
    goodbye.

  16. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2014 3:11am UTC
    I wonder if anyone ever looked
    at me and thought
    "I want to be this person's friend"
    because I honestly think about that all the time.

  17. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    I needed today.
    I needed one day to be okay and laidback, where I don't run myself into the ground
    or freak out or feel like sh*t or burst into tears when I'm alone. I needed that,
    just for one day. &&&&& you couldn't even let me have that.

  18. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 3:44am UTC
    I got to admit...
    I do miss school..
    Just not the homework. The strict teachers.The learning. Sitting in class more than an hour.The drama.
    But i miss the laughing , The memories. Messing around in class. Having that one teacher you can actually tell everything to. The dances. Looking at cute boys. The funny memories
    Aaah f.ck i'm an idiot.

  19. Ineedmakyinme Ineedmakyinme
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    Google
    Beautiful
    Search About 1 result (0.27 seconds)
    Did you mean: Not you
    Every. Single. Time.

  20. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    Dear Everyone,
    I know I'm a mess. Please don't give up on me.

:)

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