Battery Quotes

taylorrjoyy11
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March 18, 2014 3:11pm UTC

My phone is so bad that it went from 76% to 0%-dead in less than 1 minute. I had just opened snapchat and did nothing else. Thanks HTC.

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Breeze
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December 19, 2013 7:56pm UTC

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note saying "Toys not included".Bernard Manning
Format by Breeze

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 3:27pm UTC

Did you guys hear? The energizer bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery.

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myboys
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September 27, 2013 4:59pm UTC

my battery is at 2% lol ill come back on when i find my laptop charger bye

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CommonTeen
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 8:19am UTC

I have a smart phone...
with a dumb battery.

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pizza*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 7:11am UTC

I need a phone with 500% battery life
🔋

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we2areawesome
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 3:48pm UTC

*1% battery left* Me:
"Challenge accepted!"

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YouNeedALifeBruv*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 4:41pm UTC

I need a phone with 500% battery life

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 4:34pm UTC

*Unplugs 100% charged iphone*
*Slides to unlock*
Battery 43%

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emilygm*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 10:42am UTC

I have 1% battery left and I just wanted to tell you guys that I

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 9:22am UTC

you know you're going to have a bad day when:
-you start the day with 60% battery,

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 8:55pm UTC

CAN YOU RELATE?
My bed time is when my cell
phone battery is almost flat.

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2boxenofdonuts
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 10:27pm UTC

*lying on bed listening to ipod*
*ipod battery dying*
*is too lazy and too comfortable in current spot to get up and charge it*
*ipod dies*
*is still too freaking lazy to get up and charge it*
...
...
*lies there and does nothing* ._.

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peacegirl270
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 12:19pm UTC

If there was an Olympic sport in losing battery power, I would get the gold.

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TheSecretOneOnWitty
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Do any of you look at the battery on your computer and see there's only 1% battery left and you just sit there with a dead expression on your face waiting for your laptop to shut down and wondering why bad things happen to good people?

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crystella268
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 3:16am UTC

MY DAY ON MY LAPTOP
100% Battery: I've got ages...
75% Battery: Still hours left...
50% Battery: Getting a bit low- ooh, look at this quote, charger can wait!
25% Battery: Eek! Really low, but this looks so interesting!
5% Battery: HOLY PENGUINS! When did I get so low?
TO THE CHARGERRRR!

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kamilagirl225
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 12:32pm UTC

Yawning
is your body's way of saying 20% battery left.

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